Saturday, December 29, 2007

If you need a radiator, so do I

If you have a Toyota, then you probably need a Toyota Radiator.

Man, I tell you one thing, man: Radiators.com is awesome. They are the largest radiator distributor in the country! They have warehouse shelves that are literally fully lined with over...count em...over 60,000 different radiators and ac condensers!!!

They have radiators for all makes and momdels...and I'm talking BMW to Toyota. That range. And they also, each, engineer to OE specifications for that absolute perfect fit...the very first time. The uno time. The one time you try it.

Their are the definition of quality. They match or exceed that of your original radiator. They guarantee it, man. They prove it when they want. They back each and every audio radiator with an....wait for it...wait for it...unlimited lifetime warranty! Party time! Call 1-800-395-3889 if you want to find out more. If you don't, that's your problem.

But how did this start? 20 years ago. They were a 3-man operation. They answered the phones, delivered auto radiators all over Northern California in less than 3 hours, man. They were pimps (figuratively). And then, to make that more cool, they operated a single warehouse in northern California that stocked roughly 200 different kinds of radiators. They didn't have help of computers. They stored the tech info in their heads. They probably had big heads. Also, they stored a huge bin of candy, and send you a bag with every radiator as a thank you. That's awesome!

Now, they have warehouses all over the U.S. They now have 45 radiator experts on call 13 hours a day, seven days a week. Toll free, man!

So, all together now, they have 1,000 years of professional experience with radiators and cooling systems, man. I bet you didn't know that, man. The help of computers helps too. So anyway, a lot has changed, but they still know what got them their. And guess what, they still give you candy too. That's f'ing awesome if you ask me, brah. Do business with them, if you need a good radiator. It will be worth it.

Man, wtf

A report from In Touch Weekly claims that Katie got into the holiday spirit with a festive lunch with girlfriends — and a $100,000 shopping spree!…….The mag claims Katie’s gift buying binge included a $30,000 rose-gold Cartier wristwatch.

“She’s rich now, so money was really no object and Katie never once looked at a price tag,” a chatty insider tells the magazine.In addition to the expensive watch, Katie bought Tom a black Giorgio Armani suit for $5,400, Gucci snakeskin sneakers for $990, a Prada ski coat for $1,395 and four pairs of Barker Black handmade English shoes at $825 each. Afterward, Katie hit the Loro Piana department and loaded up on everything cashmere, including a $9,000 overcoat, a $2,995 car coat, a $4,495 leather and cashmere jacket and six V-neck sweaters in various colors at $1,350 each.

Tom wasn’t the only one on her list: Katie also dropped nearly $5,000 on dresses and clothes for her 20-month-old daughter, Suri.

Ayyyy sucks

The lights have been put up, the presents are all wrapped and safely ensconced under the Christmas tree, the eggnog has just the right amount of nutmeg and froth and the roast is enjoying some rest & relaxation before the big carveup. So now is the time to open the hidden panel at the back of your closet and bring out that special outfit you have been saving all year - the one with that unmistakably festive look - and let the merrymaking begin in earnest!

And from us at Ayyyy, good tidings and hearty wishes to you and your kin, wherever you are!

I need a wedding idea. Do you too?

Getting hitched to your high school sweetheart? Desperate for Wedding Ideas? No? You should be, man. Seriously, why not?

Well, if you finally get your shit together, check out WeddingChannel.com. It's been helping brides and grooms with their weddings since 1997. And they don't just help you with your wedding--they help you get it right...exactly right, seriously. So what's up with the web's most comprehensive wedding-planning site since nobody? Well, it combines free, interactive planning tools. Cool. But also, expert advice, inspiration photos, a local vendor guide, and a patented online registry system! That's gnarly cool! And they offer even more than that for an added bonus to help you plan a classic, upscale wedding that's as easy and stress-free as absolutely possible. Man, if I was getting married, I would love this website even more than the broad I was marrying! (unless she cooks) Seriously, I think you, the one reading this, should check it out. You can plan your perfect wedding in just a few clicks. Log on to this site now! Do it, or you will regret it, dog!

Word, man

So I got a little holiday gift package from Emitations, a really fun online jewelry store. CHECK OUT THIS RING! I ripped it out of the box, took my engagement ring off and threw that sucker right on. My husband happened to be home and standing right next to me and he asked what I was doing. I told him I was going to wear this ring from now on instead of the one he gave me and we almost got a divorce. SOOOOOO I am now going to give it away to an INO reader in hopes that this will somehow un-insult him. hahahahha Anyone interested? And yes… it’s huge!”

If you’d like to participate in this contest, or just check out some hot celebrity gossip and/or super stylish celeb fashion features, check out INO!

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I am David Beckham

David Beckham has no problem being worshipped by women and guys. In fact, he welcomes it, according to Page Six:

"I'm very honored to have the tag of gay icon," the LA Galaxy soccer star told BBC radio. In fact, the strapping athlete is so comfortable with his masculinity, he lets his wife dress him. "Without a doubt, Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days.”

Somewhere Tom Cruise read this and did a jig on top of a pot of gold. He’s already forgotten about those pesky kids stealing his Lucky Charms.
Photo: Getty Images

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I'm a fan of good credit cards

If you are anything like me, or successful Hollywood actor, Trott Felipe, you know how tough it can be to find an Online Credit Card.

Well, now you have an option. A very good option. What is it? CreditCardSearchEngine.com, and it's awesome. It is literally one of the longest running sites for online credit card comparison, ever, man. I'd even go as far as to say that it's the shit. I'm in love with it. It's hot.

What does it do though? Well, it allows consumers, businesses, and students to all search, compare, and apply for all types of credit card offers. You can find everything from low interest and reward cards, all the way up to cards for people with horrible to average credit. (People with ridiculously good credit probably don't need this.)

CreditCardSearchEngine features offers from the leaders in U.S. Credit Card issuers...but who is that? Well...how about these: J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Citibank and leading brands Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover Card. Have you heard of all of those totally sick credit card companies? No? You better learn something then...by going to this site. It's awesome. I mean, seriously, I've got a good credit boner right now. This website is why I wake up in the morning, and why I sleep like a baby on a pillow filled with 2 dollar bills. If you don't think so, you aren't me. Check it out!

I kind of like New York

George “Tailor Made” Weisgerber, the winner of VH1’s I Love New York 2, may love more than just his recent fiancé Tiffany “New York” Pollard. Tailor Made was seen making out and flirting with three different women at a company holiday party, according to spies for NY Daily News:

"He was a hot mess," says the snitch. "He was dancing, and kissing a blond with curly hair, then holding hands with a girl with short straight brown hair."
And when the third girl tried to help him up after he "fell on the floor of the bathroom," he hit on her!

Can anyone blame the guy? If I were engaged to New York, I’d be hooking up with anything but her. There’d be paparazzi shots of me zapping my nads with a taser gun while screaming “This is so much better than sex with my fiancé!” Then I’d make out with a lit BBQ grill and cry tears of joy because, for once, I actually love where my face is.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Hid driving lights: Drive at night like a non-idiot

If you are anything like me, and you drive at night, and you worry about night vision, than you may want to check your bank account, and then check out hid driving lights. What are Hid driving lights you ask? Well...let me break it down for you, my illegal gang member.

Xenon lights (which, coincidentally, are sometimes spelled "Zenon") are actually, literally, and chillingly, HID Lights. (I know, crazy, right?) But what does "HID" mean? Well, HID stands for "High Intensity Discharge Lighting, which is the newest dimension in lighting. I reckon that's a pretty cool thing in my book, I reckon, again. But, what do they do? They really brighten your path while driving down the road...which is always good if you are trying to drive. Usually, 10 times out of 10 (not 9), driving, and having good vision while you are doing it, is a good thing. Don't those lights sound great? Seriously, don't they? I am pretty sure I'm going to go out and check some out after I'm done writing this review. Heck, I think it's Christmas time for the whole family with these things. We all have cars; we all need HID lights.

So check them out. Look at BuyAutoTruckAccessories.com. They sell Hella and Optilux HID Driving Lights all the time, man. And by the way, they are German Engineered.

The Russian Idiot

Russian model and America’s Most Smartest Model contestant Andre Birleanu wants to wash his hands of VH1. He claims the network has damaged his reputation after they advised him not to respond to allegations that he molested two women at a nightclub in New York. Andre was arrested for the incident on October 25 and is now talking to the press. Page Six reports:

"VH1 has not allowed me to comment to the press or to clear my name. They tell me not to say anything, but then they don't stand up for me.
"I had a great career before the show, and now I am losing a lot because of VH1. I made them money and they destroyed me."

However, it also seems VH1 is distancing itself from Andre. This might be considered a spoiler, or not, so you’ve been warned:

Birleanu is also upset that VH1 asked him not to come to a wrap party for the show tomorrow in Los Angeles in light of his arrest. "It is a party for me, and they told me I can not come," he said.
A VH1 spokesperson responded, "That's funny. We thought the party was for Sunday's season finale - not him."

They should make Andre fight Rocky Balboa. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but my knowledge of Russian culture starts and ends with Rocky IV. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m embarrassed for you. Maybe you should pick up a history book and learn a little bit about this country of ours. It’s called America. And Rocky didn’t fight Ivan Drago, thus ending the Cold War, just so you could grow up ignorant. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go spar an American flag inside a meat locker because I’m a motherfucking patriot.

B. Spears in the house!

Britney Spears could’ve performed on American Idol or been a guest judge had she pulled herself together. In a conference call yesterday with US magazine, Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe explained the problem with Britney:

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything," he continued. "I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."
Lythgoe added that Spears is an "exceptionally talented girl" but "needs taking care of right now."

Okay, who’s the crazy one here? The gas station bandit or the producer who thinks she’s talented? I’m at a loss. I guess I’ll just toss a coin in the air then walk away because I really couldn't care less at this point. In fact, I’m going to read this recipe for Wiener schnitzel instead and probably be a better person for it. Wait, it’s made with veal! I’ve been going about this all wrong. I guess I should clean these bread crumbs off before I put my pants back on. Or not…

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Golden times and other times

I like gold!!! Remember that line, from that old Austin Power movie, or whatever? Yeah? You do? I'm very proud of ya.

Well what if I told you that you could get some? Some gold I mean. Well, through MDC, or Monex Deposit Company, you can. You can purchase gold and/or other precious metals. And then what? Then, they will instantaneously deliver them personally, or even set you up with a spot for convenient and totally safe storage at an independent bank or depository. Sick! And might I add, they've been doing this for over 30 years don't cha know. They are professionals. They are the gold and precious metals investment leader, homie.

Gold, as in investment, is available in two awesome forms: coin or ingot. What are they? Well, ingots are usually gold ingots of pure bullion cast that come in these easy sizes and shapes. And of course, you know coins pretty well (hopefully). Coins have a currency value...or they could also be actually defined as ingots.

Now let's talk history. Buying gold has been recognized for centuries--and I mean centuries--as one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and power of purchasing. Very good methods of doing this, might I add, dog. This goes back to the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans...all the way up to more modern times. Do you trust old people? Do you trust really old, pretty much ancient, people? Well, good then. Man has been fascinated in all ages. Gold is pretty. It is magical to some, life changing to others. Well today, the gold bar lies in its proven beauty, and it's ability to diversify investments. It protects wealth and preserves one's purchasing power...like I said earlier...in case you missed it, dog. So listen...listen real closely: Monex Precious Metals has a huge, dedicated staff. It's a staff of hard asset pros. They want to serve your precious metals investment needs, questions and concerns. They are America's awesomest dealer. They have the most convenient market and competitive precious metals prices that you can get. Did you hear all that, junior? Good, Christopher Columbus. Next time take the sandwich out of your ear. Gold: it's what's for dinner.

Demi Moore walks to work

Demi Moore’s sister-in-law has passed snide remarks about her, claiming that the actress is too old to have anymore kids.

Moore and hubby Ashton Kutcher tied the knot in September 2005, and the actress became an expectant mum once but lost the baby.

Lesley Guynes, who is separated from Moore’s half-brother commented that the 44-year-old actress was unable to have kids of her own as she was old.

“I think Demi is getting too old to have kids of her own. Demi and Ashton have been trying to have a child for years,” the Daily Express quoted Guynes, as saying.

This hot chick goes to the market

It can’t be anything but destiny. Aishwarya Rai who will be playing Mumtaz Mahal in Ben Kingsley’s film on the Taj Mahal, brought in her 34th birthday in Agra with her real-life Shah Jahan.

“You make it sound so dramatic and romantic,” she said on the eve of her birthday.

“It’s nothing like that. I’m bringing it in with Abhishek, ma and pa. Abhishek was shooting an ad in Agra, so, I joined him with Ma (mom-in-law Jaya Bachchan). And now Pa (father-in-law Amitabh Bachchan) has also joined us. So, you could say it’s a perfect birthday by the Taj Mahal, though not quite at the Taj Mahal-have you seen the crowds over there?-we can’t risk going to the Taj Mahal, but a stone’s throw away,” said Ash.

On Nov 1, her birthday Aishwarya was on top of the world. “My birthday in Agra was just too special. Someone up there has answered all my prayers.” It’s been a hectic time for Aishwarya.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

If you are a spanish imigrant, and need a hotel...

Hola, compadre! Tu quieres Hoteles? Sure, we all do! Right? And finding the correct hotel room for you, at the absolute best price, is usually an issue for a lot of travelers. It's what you need!

Problem can be...searching. Searching for the right accommodations is not always an easy task if you prefer Spanish. Basically, if you are an immigrant into an English-speaking country (legal or illegal). Well, now, hotels.com (who, as a lot of folk know, is the expert in booking hotels on the internet and over the phone), is making it easier for travelers who are Spanish speaking. And what is it? How about hotels.com en espanol, man!? It's awesome! And they are completely dedicated to customer service, person. Their new site is designed to specifically (not superficially) meet the interests, needs, requests, questions and demands of individuals in the United States who are Spanish-speaking. It doesn't even matter if you are legal or illegal! It will work for you if you have internet! Of course, being a legal United States citizen is usually the better route to take. That way, you won't be deported, and you can drive! Radical!

Purple dinosaur? No.

The Quaids should also be suing the hospital. The nurse who gave the medication is 100% responsible for not looking at the number on the bottle to be sure he/she gave the right amount of medication. What’s more alarming is the fact that hospitals are not even supposed to be using Heparin to flush IV lines, especially on infant and pediatric units, but should be using normal saline instead. The person responsible for the overdose was the nurse, and according to initial reports the nurse also overdosed thirteen other infants at the same time.

Even someone who is not a nurse can clearly see the bottles have different colored labels, tops, writing on the label, and there’s a big difference between 10,000 and 10. The nurse was lazy, and he/she needs to pay for that mistake. Baxter should also consider making the 10,000 unit Heparin vial red. The hospital should implement a normal saline only IV flush policy like most other hospitals did more than 10 years ago.

Taco Bell gifts for Kwanza

Okay ... I know that this season of Heroes got off to a slow, somewhat, rocky start but thankfully the episodes picked up and got a heaps lot better somewhere after the 5th or 6th ep. Since it got good again, I've been very pleased with the way things have been progressing on the show ... I was really looking forward to the finale episode last night mainly because I was sure they were gonna go out with a bang ... and they did, sorta ... but not as much of a bang as I was hoping for. Granted, the Writer's Strike has really hobbled most TV shows this season and Heroes was forced to wrap things up more quickly than they prolly intended. Last night's "finale" was meant to just be the half-way point for the full season but since it got chopped in half, it became the season finale period. In the end they did the best with what they could...

Soooo ... all the things that have been slowly (at times painfully slowly) unfolding this season all came to a head last night ... and as much as I really was hoping to be WOWed out of my socks, I think I was more just contented with what went down. Considering the way things are in Hollywood since the Writer's Strike went into effect, I can't really blame them for tying up as many loose ends as they could, as quickly as possible. The promo promised that "2 Heroes would Fall" and, indeed, two did ... but it's a bit vague as to whether or not that means they've peaced out for good ... I guess we'll have to wait and see:

Monday, December 03, 2007

You want a TV, man?

You ready for a Toshiba 65 include LCD?

If you are shopping, and you are shopping for a flat screen TV that is in the condition of "new," then check Krillion for local production, location, and pricing! Their HDTV prices are continuing to drop, ya'll. It's going to continue as the market, as it is, continues to get better and hotter, and all of these TVs become available for people purchasing. So check it...$15.6 billion is the size of a market for awesome flat panel televisions. It's important that these retailers AND these manufacturers compete. They have to get a percentage of the sales of today's TV. They have to do this by reaching out to consumers with information that is completely better. But they have to also make sure that they reach out with that is influential. And where to consumers, or people who buy, look first? The Web. That's where. Research on the internet, is maybe the most important way for product information source for shoppers now. If they do it early in the process, way before they go to a store. Which they do. But...most of them don't purchase online after they do the research. It's just not prudent, apparently. Most flat panel buyers (a whopping 92%) make their absolute purchase in an actual store, made of brick and mortar (most likely). Most people don't get why though. Well, it's probably because TVs are a purchase that is usually need to be made in person, so the person can evaluate it and compare, side-by-side, other televisions. You need to ask more questions. Seriously, you do. And this, my friends, is precisely where Krillion.com steps up and does their job. Their comprehensive product, pricing, and location info, helps buyers find the exact TV they want...at the retailers nearest by.

Their Localization Engine, is what gives local search results that provide the most accurate local shopping results that could be available on the internet for the consumers who are looking for products, that they want to buy, and the location. Cool! Krillion, February 2007 is when they became something that exists. Keep them going.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Ellen is super smart

· In replacing her picketing writing staff with a set of bongos today, Ellen DeGeneres may be onto to something; look for Carson Daly to kill some time on his own strike-hobbled program by spending ten to fifteen minutes bashing away at a full drum kit before bringing out his guest.
· Jennifer Love Hewitt has broken her silence about the junk in her trunk, defending the honor of unfairly persecuted size 2's everywhere.
· Sandra Oh gives the Canadian perspective on the writers strike.
· And speaking of our neighbors to the north, there are more of those horrifying PSAs where that face-scorcher came from. [Warning: not for the weak of heart or delicate of constitution.]

If you like actors, you are a fan

Have you ever wondered how people become fans? Have you ever wondered? I have. I wonder, because sometimes people are fans, and don't even realize it! Seriously! Crazy, right? Well, here is how you know. I've put together a test:

1. If you like an actor, you are a fan.
2. If you like an athlete, you are a fan.
3. If you want to have sex with a woman you see on TV, you are a fan.
4. If you really, really like something, you are a fan.
5. If you walk to school, you should be a fan of cars.

There you have it, folks. If you are a fan, you should know it now. If you don't, than you need to figure it out soon, before it's too late. Fans are people too. Always remember that.
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