Thursday, June 19, 2008

Man, are you serious about Pamela?

Rumor has it, Pamela Anderson is not who you think. She is a Canadian, and they are crazy. Did you know that? You didn't? Aw, man. Well, let's look at why this is a problem:

1. Canadians started a war in the South Park movie. And it was against America. Bad.

2. Canadians invented hockey, and now the sport is annoying to watch on TV. Bad.

3. Canadians have moose all over the place. Bad.

4. Canadians are friendly. It's so not hard core. Bad.

5. Canadians appeared in the Michael Moore film, "Sicko." Bad.

6. Canadians are from Canada, which is north of the USA, and cold, and has solstices or some shit. Bad.

Are you still wondering why Pamela Anderson being Canadian is bad? Wise up and grow up, buddy.

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