Trott's Journal

A new feature on the Trott Felipe Fan Club will include snippets from Trott's journal. We here at the Trott Felipe Fan Club want to provide you, the reader/fan/stalker a window into Trott's world:

Dear Journal,

What a brotastic day it's been today bros. I woke up at noon, there was sun in the sky. I walked down to the flower shop down the street to send flowers to my ex-girlfriend in New Jersey for a late Valentine's Day surprise. She hates me. They were also selling Cheap Wedding Favors so I bought some of those and included them in the package containing the flowers. I enclosed a note that said, "Happy
Valentine's Day, these wedding favors could have been from our wedding. I sent this late because I wanted you to think I was dead for Valentine's Day. Did it work?"
After that, I walked around LA looking for Fort Knox because I wanted
to Buy Gold Bars. I had some extra money to spend. The end.

Your
Truly,

Trott "T-Flip" Felipe

On second thought, we here at the Trott Felipe Fan Club will stick to the writing and publicity. Have a Merry Trott Felipe Day!

-Fan Club Staff

Trott Felipe PSA: Hey kids, do you want a fuel transfer tank?

Trott Felipe Returns?

Some of the top publications in Los Angeles have been running stories entitled, "Where is Trott Felipe?" Yes, some of the top publications, which consists of somebody's blog on Myspace and a chain e-mail sent out from the secretary of Trott's acting class that he started 2 weeks ago have been wondering, what happened to one of the most promising young celebrity actors/directors in the country? It's been over a week since we last heard from Trott whose last major role was that of a young cupid in a Valentine's Day Actor-Gram.

Well, The Trott Felipe Fan Club has good news folks, we spotted Trott at the In & Out Burger on Sunset Blvd. right next to Hollywood High. He is back and he explains where he was:

"Yeah, the reason I haven't been around is because I was....uhh...at...the....Olympics. Yeah... that's it...the Olympics in Tortilenni, Italy. They wanted some celebrities from America to carry the umm...what's it called?...the...oh yeah...the torch in the Opening Ceremonies so they asked me, Trott Timothy Felipe to carry the torch. It was a....great...opportunity. I'd like to thank the Olympic Committee for inviting me. It was awesome. Yeah, Germany was great. I ate a lot of their native cuisine, including spaghetti, garlic bread and red whine or in Italian, vino. Uhh... yeah. I also tried to join the U.S. Curling team but they said they had a full roster. I think they made me honorary alternate though because of my celebrity power. It was a great experience and I'm glad to be home. USA! USA! USA! I can't wait until next year's Olympics!"

Trott Felipe PSA: Hey kids, have you ever bought a fuel tank? Well guess what? That sucks. You could have bought an Orlando Vacation Rental or an Orlando Vacation Home Rental. The difference? No idea. Also, don't do drugs.

Trott Felipe Stars In Valentine's Day Actor-Gram

In a story that was just leaked to the press today, Trott Felipe, actor/singer/songwriter, starred Tuesday in an Actor-Gram for Valentine's Day.
Trott, along with 2 other actors, were cast to appear in the Actor-Gram by Tori Johnston of Valley Village, CA. The Actor-Gram, performed at the front door of receipient Tammy Nguyen's house, was a huge success. Trott and the 2 other actors performed a scene from Gladiator while wearing Cupid outfits. Most of the dialogue went to Trott who played Maximus and he delivered the last, plot-twisting line, "Happy Valentine's Day to Tammy from Tori. Love, Hugs and Snuggle Bunnies All Day Babe."

Life partners Tammy and Tori (who watched the performance secretly from her car and hopped out at the end to embrace Tammy in a full-on lesian kiss) said they loved the performance and that the acting was "award-winning." After they said "award-winning" they started laughing uncontrolably for an unknown reason though.

Trott released this statement through his publicist (intern at a publicity firm who is Trott's neighbor):

"It was a great experience. It really feels good to develop your craft while working on a top-notch production. Getting in the Valentine's Day spirit and spreading love from one person to another is just an added bonus. It in the job description as an actor. After this experience I'm considering getting involved in charities and even adopting a few kids from 3rd word countries. After I make millions of dollars and only if People magazine is there to cover it of course. Also, lesbians."

In other holiday related news: Mother's Day is coming up so you should buy mother's day flowers. Or, if you are a rich celebrity like Trott Felipe, you should buy diamond earrings. Heck, Trott the Jeweler will even design them if you want.

Trott Felipe Attends Grammy's........After-Party At Saddle Ranch

In a surprise move, Celebrity Trott Austin Felipe, skipped the 48th Annual Grammy Awards (where he would have been a seat-filler but was barred from such activity after the Golden Globe Awards), and headed straight for the After-Party at Saddle Ranch on Sunset Blvd. There was some confusion after Trott accidentally showed up first at the Saddle Ranch at Universal's City Walk, where Trott discovered it was Asian Teenager night. Trott quickly corrected the problem by having his limo driver (taxi driver) rush him over to Sunset.

The party, hosted by an assistant to some A&R person at one of the major record labels, was a smash-hit and went platnium once Trott showed up. Trott partied it up with all of the biggest names in assistance of executives in the music biz. Even Surprise-Guest, Native-American Guy from The Black Eyed Peas showed up. Trott rode the bull, bought rounds of kamikaze shots for tons of chicks and even punched out a bartender wearing a pink cowboy hat, without getting in trouble. Experts are calling it "The Russell Crowe."

All-in-all it was a great way to cap-off the celebration of music and the people that make money from it.

Trott capped off his night as well by taking home a fat chick, passing out fully-clothed on his floor face down in a pile of his own vomit and not remembering anything the next morning. Wow. Celebrities. They sure are entertaining. And they are just like us!



Trott Felipe PSA: Hey kids, the Trottmeister doesn't condone underage drinking and passing out in your own vomit. It's never a good idea, and it could even kill you. So take it from me, Trott Felipe: Drugs Destroy Dreams...but alcohol doesn't, as long as you are 21. So drink up and be merry bros. over 21! I'm Trott Felipe. I'm Trott...Felipe.




Trott Felipe's favorite website is http://www.ohwhatdude.com period.

Trott Felipe Throws Huge Super Bowl Party, Busted By Cops

Trott Felipe was arrested early Monday morning(given a noise violation ticket and told to turn the music down) by police, in connection with the Super Bowl party thrown at his studio apartment in Hollywood.

Eye witnesses claimed that there were a total of 3, possibly 4 other people at the party and that they were playing Power 106 really loud and drinking beer. A nerdy, screenwriter wannabe girl with 3 cats, who lives below Trott, called the police who arrived on the scene at approximately 3:20 AM PST. Trott could not be reached for comment, but released this statement through his publicist (neighbor).

"Bros, I sincerely apologize for my actions. I apologize to my family, friends and most importantly, my fans. It was a sad misunderstanding. I was simply throwing a sick bash to celebrate Super Bowl XL. Super Bowl Extra Large seemed like the perfect opportunity to throw a party and I did not realize that my actions would be ill-receieved by other occupants of the Felipe Compound. Once again, I apologize and vow to make it up to you by getting a credit on IMDB.com, somehow, soon."

Trott Felipe Endorses Film on IFC.Com Film Festival

Following in the steps of George Clooney, Trott Felipe has begun to not just act, but get into directing/writing/producing as well. Trott was eating a trendy breakfast at the Griddle when we caught up to him:

"Bros, This is your boy Trott Felipe A.K.A. T-Flip A.K.A. Russell Crowe Jr. A.K.A. Ed Hightower's Evil Twin. Check out this film on IFC.Com Bros. It's totally sick. I'm not in it, but that's because I was to busy filming on-location in Van Nuys. I helped produce it though. Check it out here: SAWW III: The Sherman Oaks Webcam Murders. Good night and good luck bros."