Trott Felipe Needs Flowers

Trott Felipe is sad. I think somebody needs to send flowers to him.

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Looking for gift baskets online (meaning, on the internet or world wide web)? You know it! Done! They have all the gourmet treats dawg! What kind of gourmet treats? Fantastic flowers, delicious cookies, savory snacks. They've got it all! And their customer service department is all about your satisfaction! Get off your butts!!! Do something! (Then get back on them, as you log onto the internet.) They are all for their fantastic flowers, gorgeous gifts and...and...and...wait for it...superlattive service for their customers!!! Boo-yowzah! Gifts are sent personally and professionally. Dot Flowers wants you to make an unrealistically great impression (that you may not even be able to live up to, but who cares?)

Trott Wonders About The Box Office...

Every 10 years, a film comes along that becomes the voice for a generation...this is not that film...and neither was Save the Last Dance, Honey, Glitter, You Got Served, Bring it On or Fat Albert.
Every 10 years, a film comes along that changes the world and brings world peace, starring a guy who was in a heavily-played Mountain Dew commercial.
Every 10 years, a film comes along...with a title so generic, it tries to sell to the broadest audience possible by recycling the same old script and inserting new actors.
Every 10 years...they remake Flashdance, Dirty Dancing and every single TV show from the 70's.
Every 10 years...a film comes along...that is marketed so well, it finishes the weekend at #2 in the Box Office, behind Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. That's right, every 10 years they make a movie called Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Every 10 years...they make a film...targeted directly at teenage girls...that they try to hype up by calling it the "voice of a generation," and implying that a film like it hasn't come out in the last 10 years...let alone the last 6 months.
Every 10 years...I make fun of stuff that I haven't, and will never see.
Every 10 years...I burn as many bridges as possible with my blog...but I don't want to go where those bridges would take me anyway. Oh snap! That was like a metaphor or a simile or an analogy or something.

Trott Is The Man

Trott walked a mile on a treadmill today. Trott lifted 5 reps of 10 lb. weights. Trott buys his own food with the money he makes. Trott can jump over a stack of 2 phonebooks...two times in a row. Trott can jump rope exactly 10 times in a row. Trott drinks milk in his cereal...except for Fridays, when he eats his cereal with chocolate milk.

And you know what's really awesome? Trott knows a ton of people who think that Holywood is the coolest place on Earth. DAmn, and they sure are right. Awesome! Trott Felipe is the man.

Send Flowers. Do it for Trott.

I like to send flowers. Who doesn't? Trott Felipe loves it!!!

Have you heard of this place? What place? Well... it's been family-owned--for almost 35 years! They love flowers too. Who are these pimps? FlowerShop.com!!! They are really into providing customers with fresh flowers, unique gifts, and awesome stuff, to show real thoughts and emotions towards people you might want to please. And they hand-deliver most of their stuff, via local florists...that same, gosh-darn day! Oh boy!!! So what do you want? They have: baskets, gourmet baskets, corporate gifts, plants, flowers and all items that you would find in a flower shop! They even have random stuff like chocolate-covered berries! And don't forget awesome brownies and gourmet nuts and dries fruits!They are official too. They are members of both FTD, and Teleflora. Word up dog!!That means: 100% satisfaction guarantee ya'll. They even have a FlowerShop.com blog, that will help you with advice on what to send, and tips on how to preserve your arrangement! And of course, the site is secure mayne. There is no need to worry about your credit card. In closing, you need to know that 83% of people like to receive flowers unexpectedly. You should be part of the 17% who sends it to them! Wait...that didn't make any sense. Oh well, send flowers anyway!

Trott is Awesome!

You know why?

1. He is 6'0"
2. He is from the midwest.
3. He knows the LA Lakers equipment manager's cousin's ex-girlfriend.
4. He parties at Saddle Ranch.
5. He parties at SkyBar.
6. He parties at Star Shoes.
7. He hates Beauty Bar.
8. He thinks Jackass was a documentary about life in the ghetto.
9. He wants to own a bar someday...only so he can bang college chicks...finally.
10. He is your neighbor in Hollywood.

Wasn't that awesome? Trott is so cool! I wish I was just like him...but then again, don't we all? Trott Felipe is stud material.

Trott Felipe's Motivational Speech

Get ready to make dough like the following:
P. Diddy
Notorious B.I.G.
Ma$e
Busta Rhymes
Lil Cease
Lil' Kim
Ben Affleck

All these money makers don't know what's coming ya'll. There is a storm on the verizon. I'm talking on my horizon-serviced cell phone. You know what I'm sayin' yo? Was that a sick rhyme? I thought it was clever and genius, like Scott Starch, or my man Blizzard Man. That dog has got hits for days cat. Even when it rains. Ghostbusters.

Honeymoon in.....!!!!

Married couples always need an all inclusive honeymoon package. It's what married couples are all about.

Well...what if there were up to 50% savings on that trip? Well guess what ya'll? There is this site, VACATIONS.NET. You know what they have done!? They've launched!? They are all about the all-inclusive trips. They claim to even be the leader. They have this customized booking engine. It's sick. Their competitors should beware. They used extensive research, consumer AND industry feedback, and competitive site benchmarking to set a brand new standard with their site. And get ready for discounts! It's where you need to go for them. They have dramatic images, along with detailed information on customs, culture, history and activities! All these things really help point the customer in the right direction.

The site is not just effective. It's personable as well, and easy to use. The booking engine functionality rivals that of other, totally sick, global online travel sites. It prices dynamically and offers dollar and percentage off promotions...discount regular rates. With this you can save with free nights programs. You can also provide value added packages.

Want to know some other cool stuff that they offer? You got it!

• Compelling visual images and virtual tours
• In-depth information on the destinations including amenities and recreational activities
• Thorough information on accommodations with detailed room options
• All-Inclusive vacations sorted by vacation style and related preferences
• Resort ratings from travelers who have experienced the resort first-hand
• Hot Deals and lots more…

Isn't that sick!??! You need to contact them, now! Vacations.net is the man! They love these all-inclusive trips to resorts in the Dominican Republic, Jamaica, and Mexico! If you are a big time traveler, you'll want to get with these guys. They are awesome!

Trott Felipe Hosts Book Signing

Trott Felipe recently hosted a book signing to promote his new memoirs (which weren't featured on Oprah, surprisingly). Trott set up a fold-up table and chair at the corner of Sunset and Laurel, right outside Tower Records. Trott was arrested 3 minutes later, and spent the night in a holding cell...because he was also drunk at his book signing. Also, nobody showed up--just some bums looking for change. Luckily, nobody was injured; except the feelings of Trott Felipe and Trott himself.

-Trott Felipe's Manager, Trott Felipe

Trott Felipe Needz Ta Ball Yo

You knowz what Iz sayinz honkiez? You like the "Z" at the end of my stuffz? Wordz! You know what I'm sayin though? When Iz wakez up in the morningz, I just...well...I just needz ta ball. Whether it be basketballz, tetherballz, broads playin' wit my ballz...I just needz ta ball. Word up. Wordz up. Word upz. Man.

Trott Felipe Buys Into Belisi

Trott Felipe thinks you need to check Belisi.com.

The man behind the domain, started as a bartender in Palm Beach, where he served the trendsetters...but also learned a lot from them. He wanted their lives. Without stalking them... Yet, he always struggled to support his family and had no....can I repeat...no savings. What did he do? He started a business and emulated his really, really rich clients at the bar. He invested extra money in.........a tie collection.

Whoooo! So now his co-workers and the drunks he served, were looking to him for....guess it...you got it...inspiration. And it worked, a lot, honky. He never wore the same tie twice--something that had never been done in the history of men before--only women! And because he liked these ties, he came up with an idea--a tie idea. What is it??? The Belisi Brand!!! Gnarly!!So what happened? They enhance luxury wardrobes and make the world a better place. Belisi-beautiful man/woman is good. They have radical ties, scarves and handbags yo. When you wear his stuff you get fashion, good-looking stuff...and you help fight poverty, protect the environment, seek justice and fund medical research. And you make the Belisi name famous!! Simply, Belisi stands for good living homiez.

Here is what this homie says ya'll, “Belisi unites the luxury and prestige of Palm Beach with Italian beauty and sophistication. Inside Belisi we cultivate a passion for exquisite materials and skilled craftsmanship. Each dramatic detail, represents our unwavering quest to fashion products of truly enduring value.” – Peter Belisi

Isn't that awesome? I think it is. And so does Peter Belisi!! Sweetness!

Trott Felipe is the Man

Trott Felipe is the man. Did you know that Trott Felipe once rode a BMX bike and a mountain bike at once? He balanced the two and rode them from AZ to Windsor, Canada. Problem was...Canada was pissed, because he took a bunch of sand and scorpions with him from Arizona. He left them in Windsor, and the place started to turn to a desert. And all the scorpions started saying, "eh." It wasn't funny, but it was really weird.

Trott Felipe Walks The Line

You think you walk the line? Well you haven't talked to me mayne. I really, really, really, really walk the line, yo. I'm good. I'm bad. I'm white. I'm black. I'm tall. I'm short. I'm fat. I'm in shape. I like girls. I like woman. I like boobs. I like pussy. I like funions. I like stuff. I'm awesome!!!!!!! Dude.

Civil...Engineer...Jobs...Any Questions?

Get ready for Civil Engineer Jobs!

Civil Engineering candidates and companies are served by CSI! No, not the TV show that has a spin-off in every city in America. This CSI team can recruit! What can they recruit, yo!?

-President with 20 years of Civil Engineering recruiting experience.

-Consultant with a PE designation (over 30 years of Executive Mgt) .

-Sales Director with over 10 years of Civil Engineering recruiting experience.

-Principal with 7 years of Exec. Mgt with a Fortune 500 Technology Co.

All in all, their whole staff has over...count it...over 60 years of Civil Engineering recruiting experience! Boo-yah! Professional Recruiters is what you need. They make like, 25,000 telephone calls, through a database of awesome prospects, a month. And man, they don't just “churn” through old resumes. They dial hot (mentally) candidates and build relationships wit 'em yo. Every effort to customize the search is taken. Some of the Top Engineering Firms in the United States are customers...and satisfied! They re over 50 leading Civil Engineering firms dog. Some are international.

The best projects. Outstanding, great management. Awesome salaries and benefits. Rapid promotion! Are you cereal!! Awesome baby! They get to know the clients first. Then they prepare a detailed job order. Then they begin the outbound dialing process.

Trott Thinks Ben Gordon is an All-Star...And That He Is From The East Coast

Hey! Anybody else think Bennie Gordon looks like an All-Star or what!? Get outta herreee! You gotta slice a pizze Joey? Oh, sorry yo. I was just on the East Coast, where Ben Gordon's from, gettin' me a slice a pizza. Yo, I'm from the East Coast! Get outta herree! You catch the Soprano's last week? Get outta herreeee! You been to tha Garden? Get outta herrreeee!!

Trott Felipe is Trott Felipe

And that's all he's gonna say about it fuckers! Get ready for Trott style and the Trott way of life and Trotting all over the place, looking for Trotting girls. Damn, this blog sucks. You know why? It's my testing ground. It's like blogging warm-ups, for the game. It's like practice. We talkin' bout practice man? That's right Trott. We are. So get ready. The blogging Olympics are coming mayne. Will you be ready.

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Trott and His Ambien...Silly Trott!

Have you ever thought about Ambien!

There is a drug reference guide on the net. It's called Epocrates...and it' expanding. Get and be ready for patient eductation materials. Get and be ready for additional clinical tools. Get and be ready for cops, in San Diego!

Right now, clinicians have immediate access to information needed to make prescribing decisions. Drug Dosing. Drug interactions. Health Plan Coverage. The works, right? Also, did you know 1/3 of adults in the United States take at least five medications or supplements, every, single, day? What the? But now, with Epocrates Online, there are online pill pictures that people can check out so they know it's the right one. And the Clinicians can then print out a picture of that drug, so there is no confusion. Patients often have questions and now doctors can provide FAQs on the site as well! No more unanswered questions for patients.There are educational print-outs in Spanish and English. What are some questions you may want answered? How about:

What if I miss a dose?

Should this be taken with food?

Swallowed whole?

What are the possible side effects?

Physicians don't have discussions with their patients a lot because the information isn't always there. Uninsured patients man? What do you do? Well now, clinicians can look-up the retail price, on average, for the medication you need dog! In the drug database! And then can prescribe lower-cost alternative drugs if they are available for the situations. What else? How about a 3,300 drugs, MultiCheck? Yeah? It is a drug interaction checker that can identify possible interactions, and formulary coverage information for more than 130 health plans and all Medicare Part D plans! Boo-yah!! So dude, check out Epocrates. You won't be mad.

Welcome To My New

That's it. Just, "My New." The beauty of saying it is that it can be anything! Anything in your wildest dreams and imagination! Or...dreamaginaton! Or vagination! Or blah blah the sorceror. Am I crazy? Probably? Am I typing like Jim Rome now? Probably? Am I on Fear Factor as the new host? Probably? Boo-yah! I'm going to change the name of this to "Garbage Blog." Awesome!

Bad Movies, Good For Trott Felipe

Every bad movie that gets made...inspires Trott Felipe. You know why? You wanna throw! Sorry...I got pissed for a second when you asked, "why?"

I'll tell you why. Because with every bad movie that is made--a career dies. It gives Trott another chance, for the inevitable rise to fame that he deserves and will someday own. Trott Felipe--the best actor, ever.

Silver Coins Ya'll

Get Ready for silver coin.

No, it's not a new action hero. Although it should be. You can buy it! Silver or other precious metals at MDC (Monex Deposit Company!). Delivery or safe storage ya'll. MDC has been doin' it for 30 year ya'll. It's avaible in coin or....wait for it...ingot form. Ingot are of the pure bullion cast stuff. Coins actually have that totally sick currency value thing. Listen to me! This is the best time to buy silver bullion! Seriously! This is the biggest demand...in the world...since 1990! I know! It's crazy!Monex has a large, dedicated and awesome staff. They all want to give you your precious metals investment needs mayne. They really do. Check them out. The market is ready for silver man!

Airborne Works...I Think

First of all, this blog is going to suck. Don't read it. It's not worth your time. Alright, now that we've weeded out all the blog readers who really "want it," from those who "don't," let's start the show.

I took Airborne this morning. Does it really help you not get sick? Is it all mental? Is it all physical? Is it a placebo? I told you this blog was going to suck.

Welcome to the After Holiday Land

No more candy canes. No more balloons. Wait...balloons aren't a big part of the holiday season. My bad. No more snow. Actually...that's not true either. No more cake and ice cream. Wait a minute, that's not true either, either. Shoooottt. I guess it really can be the holiday season all year round! Awesome! The world is a better place. The End.