If you like actors, you are a fan

Have you ever wondered how people become fans? Have you ever wondered? I have. I wonder, because sometimes people are fans, and don't even realize it! Seriously! Crazy, right? Well, here is how you know. I've put together a test:

1. If you like an actor, you are a fan.
2. If you like an athlete, you are a fan.
3. If you want to have sex with a woman you see on TV, you are a fan.
4. If you really, really like something, you are a fan.
5. If you walk to school, you should be a fan of cars.

There you have it, folks. If you are a fan, you should know it now. If you don't, than you need to figure it out soon, before it's too late. Fans are people too. Always remember that.