Trott Felipe Being Treated For Depression

Famous, celebrity actor/singer/song-writer/producer Trott Felipe is currently being treated at his studio apartment for depression. Trott, who has been out of the news in recent weeks, has been suffering from a form of depression that experts are calling "Celebrity Anxiety Effect" or CelAnEff. He has been couped up in his studio apartment for days, eating saltine crackers, drinking orange juice and 7-up to help combat the problem.

Although Trott hasn't seen an actual doctor, he is on a number of medications as well, including tylenol and orange triamenic. He also has considered checking himself into some sort of depression facility, although he has not looked into it any further.

Trott's fans are urged to keep him in their thoughts and prayers. If you would like to send Trott a get well soon message, flowers or money (to help cure his depression) that money...or anything else that isn't money (and probably won't make him get better as fast) to:

Trott Felipe Fan Club
1267 N. Fairfax Blvd.
Apt. #12
Los Angeles, CA 90046

Thank you for your support. All we can do is hope.


Trott Felipe PSA: Hey kids! I know I have depression right now but you can avoid depression yourself by doing happy things like coming up with wedding reception ideas! Or you could send flowers to a stranger! Better yet, check out flowershop.com! All the warm, flowery colors will cure your depression in no time!

Trott's Paintball Gun PSA: Hey kids, you shouldn't play with Paintball Guns without an adult, but...have you ever wondered about the history of paintball guns? Well, sit down kids, and listen to some knowledge yo. Paintball guns were originally used by the forestry and farming industries to mark trees and cattle. Isn't that crazy?! These early paintball guns were similar to many paintball pistols of today. Now, I can't believe that they were. But they were! They were powered by CO2 cartridges but they had poor range, not to mention mediocre accuracy. The tree-marking paintball guns had to be modified in order to reduce their velocity to prevent injury to humans. Isn't that crazy!? Generally, the evolution of paintball gun technology is focused on achieving greater speed, accuracy, and air efficiency.
Paintball guns will probably continue to evolve as new technologies are developed to make them ever smaller, lighter, more accurate, and more air-efficient. How sick is that?! So now, you can check out Zephyrpaintball.com, which was founded in 2004. They had the idea of bringing low prices, customer service and fast shipping to the paintball world. Zephyr Paintball has Paintball Guns from all the top manufacturers. Awesome. This includes: Smart parts, Kingman Spyder, Proto, Tippman, and More. And the best part? They will match competitors prices on all of their in stock Paintball guns! Sweet!

Trott Felipe Spotted at Mel's Drive-In

Mr. diversity as an actor himself, Trott Felipe, was spotted at the Mel's Drive-In on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood at approximately 3:30 AM early Sunday morning. Apparently, he had gone out to Barney's Beanery that night. Attempts to remain incognito failed when tons of fans (one of his neighbors) recognized him at the drinking establishment.
Immediately after leaving Barney's, Trott was chase a large group of girls (one drunk fat chick) ala the Beatle's, the Monkees or Chopper from Making The Band Season 2 with P. Diddy. Trott was able to shake them off and escape to Mel's Drive-In where he was spotted by paparazzi (one of his friends with a camera phone). More details are set to be released this afternoon, but probably not.

Trott Felipe PSA: Hey kids. You know what you should do? Get your Hotel Restaurant Management Degree. Do it now! Also, after that buy Easter Flowers! You should also get into precious metals trading.

Trott Felipe Reinstated Last Minute As Oscar Seat Filler, Kicked Out Later

In a shocking development, 2 hours before the start of the 78th Annual Academy Awards, Trott Felipe was reinstated as a member of seatfiller.com and invited to attend the Oscars. While some believe that this was due to a large number of last-minute cancellations by flaky, wannabe LA actors, it is more likely that Jack Nicholson, George Clooney, Jamie Fox and various members of the academy, got together in a board room somewhere with a large oval shaped table and chairs and decided that Trott would be somebody they would like to see at the awards show since someday he will be up on stage himself. Consider it an internship.
Trott threw on his baby blue tux that he wore to his Senior prom as a joke and headed down to the Hollywood & Highland Center.
Things were going fine, until, during three 6 mafia's performance of Hustle & Flow's "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp," Trott became too excited that he was actually at the Academy Awards and begin freak dancing and grinding up on the behind of Keira Knightley who he happened to be seated by. He was dragged out by security and told to never come back.
One on-looker said it was a pretty ugly scene, "He kept kicking and screaming and yelling 'You don't understand! She was eyeing me. We were about to start a relationship that would be spread all over the tabloids and launch my career ala Kevin Federline. Don't you understand? I'm Trott Fel..." and then they took him out the door. A lot of people didn't notice since things were loud with the music playing and everything but I heard Tim Burton mutter to somebody, "What a douchebag." It was pretty bad.
No word on whether or not a lawsuit will be brought against the academy by Trott. We here at the Trott Felipe Fan Club stand behind him and congratulate him on his trip to the Oscars!


Trott Felipe PSA: Hey kids, you ever find yourself, after looking underneath the kitchen sink at all the cleaning products and chemicals that read "XXX," needing truck accessories or a truck tool box? Well, now there is an answer! You can buy a Orlando vacation home or an Orlando Rental Home!!! What's the difference? I don't know! How does it work? I have no clue, but it does! Do it today. The Trott Felipe way!