B. Spears in the house!

Britney Spears could’ve performed on American Idol or been a guest judge had she pulled herself together. In a conference call yesterday with US magazine, Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe explained the problem with Britney:

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything," he continued. "I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."
Lythgoe added that Spears is an "exceptionally talented girl" but "needs taking care of right now."

Okay, who’s the crazy one here? The gas station bandit or the producer who thinks she’s talented? I’m at a loss. I guess I’ll just toss a coin in the air then walk away because I really couldn't care less at this point. In fact, I’m going to read this recipe for Wiener schnitzel instead and probably be a better person for it. Wait, it’s made with veal! I’ve been going about this all wrong. I guess I should clean these bread crumbs off before I put my pants back on. Or not…