Trott Felipe is the Man

Trott Felipe is the man. Did you know that Trott Felipe once rode a BMX bike and a mountain bike at once? He balanced the two and rode them from AZ to Windsor, Canada. Problem was...Canada was pissed, because he took a bunch of sand and scorpions with him from Arizona. He left them in Windsor, and the place started to turn to a desert. And all the scorpions started saying, "eh." It wasn't funny, but it was really weird.