Trott is Awesome!

You know why?

1. He is 6'0"
2. He is from the midwest.
3. He knows the LA Lakers equipment manager's cousin's ex-girlfriend.
4. He parties at Saddle Ranch.
5. He parties at SkyBar.
6. He parties at Star Shoes.
7. He hates Beauty Bar.
8. He thinks Jackass was a documentary about life in the ghetto.
9. He wants to own a bar someday...only so he can bang college chicks...finally.
10. He is your neighbor in Hollywood.

Wasn't that awesome? Trott is so cool! I wish I was just like him...but then again, don't we all? Trott Felipe is stud material.