Saturday, January 27, 2007

Trott Felipe Needs Flowers

Trott Felipe is sad. I think somebody needs to send flowers to him.

It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a holiday, birthday, or a tailgate party: Dot Flowers is the man (besides Trott)! They have gift ideas for any occasion!!!! Brah...their gorgeous gourmet gift baskets are the exact thing anybody would want! They even have delivery on the same day (on Florist Direct flower arrangements designed in your local floral shop)! ....or even Field Fresh flower delivery coming from their growers' farms to anywhere in the United States!

Looking for gift baskets online (meaning, on the internet or world wide web)? You know it! Done! They have all the gourmet treats dawg! What kind of gourmet treats? Fantastic flowers, delicious cookies, savory snacks. They've got it all! And their customer service department is all about your satisfaction! Get off your butts!!! Do something! (Then get back on them, as you log onto the internet.) They are all for their fantastic flowers, gorgeous gifts and...and...and...wait for it...superlattive service for their customers!!! Boo-yowzah! Gifts are sent personally and professionally. Dot Flowers wants you to make an unrealistically great impression (that you may not even be able to live up to, but who cares?)

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