Executive? Unemployed? Look no further.

If you are an unemployed executive, you most likely will need to look at an executive recruiting firm.

Every since 1967 (which seems like a long time, unless you are a hippy and relive it everyday), a little old incorporation named, A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc., has been a part of the recruiting landscape, and have had a high level of service and commitment. They have upheld this level for a long time, and they have no plans of stopping now. They have successfully placed a lot of top-notch candidates together with industry-leading clients. That skill makes them awesome, for one, but also, it tends to lead to a good reputation, and, believe me, they are consistent. This makes the one searching for work, and the company seeking an employee, very happy.

And all of their recruiters know their respective industry. The industry they recruit for, is the same industry that they once had their own successful career. They bring an invaluable depth of experience, skill and insight because of this. Those are 3 words I know I want associated with my recruiter. Heck, the have to have those abilities. Otherwise, the would probably suck at their jobs! Of course, that's not the case at AEF. These homies have knowledge, contacts and the feel for their respective feel. And they'll use it to find the tightest fit for each and every job. Oh yeah!

Now, I'm sure you are asking yourself, "Wait a minute...this guy is telling me a lot of good information, but, what areas exactly do these people excel in? I don't even know, man!" Well, I'll tell you right now, that if you don't know, I'll tell you: Their practice include, but are not limited to, financial and risk management services, legal and legal support services, communications and technology, human resources consulting, and luxury products. And within those awesome areas, you damn right AEF fills positions, yo! What positions? Well, they do this nationally, and I'm talking about positions from the middle, to executive, all the way up to "C level" management. And then some. They also fill associate, partner, analyst and managing director positions.

All in all, I had a great day writing about AEF. I hope to do it again tomorrow, but if I can't, you need to check them out. Thanks!

I used to think immature things

Like do you still want me? Are you gonna call me? Is this even you're real phone number? WAIT A MINUTE MUTHA FUCKA!

See, I decided he'd rather rap than blog. So I decided to jump on my mutha fuckin' hog. Head through the Arizona desert, off the beaten path. And stop in the desert just to do some math. I took my textbooks, sliding rule and calculator. I played a game of contig with a new breed of desert aligator. I found a tribe, that wouldn't lie, so I told them all about the land of escalators. They made me their king. I did math and damn near singed. Then realized my grammar was failing and said, "See ya, later."

I've abandoned my Bulls!!!

Have you seen There Will Be Blood? I haven't, but I have seen that commercial. So when I ended up watching the Academy Awards on Sunday, instead of my new look Chicago Bulls against the Houston Rockets, I thought of a clever way to tie it all together and exclaimed, "I've abandoned my Bulls!" Damn, I'm lonely.

My creativity, some would think, had reached a new level of awesome when I came up with that. And believe me, I thought so at the time. But now, looking back, it had reached a new state of pathetic. Seriously, I actually watched the Oscar's over the Bulls. That's gotta be the seventh sign. Not of the world ending, but of my needing to get out of Hollywood. I'm missing out on life. Just as the Bulls need a major overhaul this summer, I too need a change, my friends. I'm ready for that change. Lord knows I'm ready.

Silver: It's ready to kick ass

What is silver? If you don't know, chances are you are 5 years old. Stop reading.

However, if you are older, (probably at least 15) keep going... In fact, there is somebody who will help you with this question, even if you don't know the answer...which would worry me, but still... Monex Depost Company (MDC). They will help you immediately and then you can purchase silver or even other precious metals that will immediately be delivered, personally, to you, if you want. Or, you can arrange for a convenient and safe storage at absolutely, positively, realistically, any independent bank and/or depository. It makes me feel a lot better about the dollar. I don't know if it affects it, but it makes me feel slightly better. Especially since they've been doing this for 30 years and have been America's silver and precious metals investment leader. It's available in two forms for ya: coin or ingot. Contrary to popular belief, there are differences, dude. Ingots are generally silver ingots of a pure bullion cast. It's a small little nugget in a convenient size and shape. And, of course, coins are coins; they have a currency value, or are actually defined by ingots. The demand for silver in this world is high too. It exceeds the annual production. It has every year since 1990. Isn't that crazy? Every, single, year. I'm pumped just typing that. And like Bubba Gump Shrimp, and the different ways to prepare that petite crustacean, there are different ways silver is stored. There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are low, and shrinking rapidly. I mean, it's approaching zero, people. Monex Precious Metals is home to a large and dedicated staff. They have hard asset professionals committed to serving your precious metals investment needs yo. If I were you, I'd check them out immediately. Why wait?

The View...sucks from here

Rosie O’Donnell was on the View doing what she does best: being creepy.
This time she displayed her newest fad, hanging upside down for 30 minutes at a time to keep from becoming depressed. She displayed her athleticism on the View by doing such a thing. Hanging upside down, motionless. What is it with this bitch? Why is she even on TV? Is she supposed to be the thing that makes all the viewers feel good about themselves? Well, you’ve got terminal brain cancer, but look on the bright side, at least you’re not Rosie O’Donnell.

If you are asking yourself why I have a picture of Marisa Miller up instead of Rosie then you are probably on the wrong site. I kind of hate the fact that I just wrote this...

You hear the one about De Niro?

Robert De Niro is hit up the red carpet with wife, Grace Hightower, on his way to accepting a Golden Camera award in Berlin. The Golden Camera awards are essentially the German equivalent to the Golden Globes and Bobby received a Lifetime Achievement award. Also, Kylie Minogue was there to receive her award for Best International Music Act.

I didn't even know Robert De Niro was married--I had to find out on the internet if he was--and am seeing that Grace here is wife number three. I don't know how I feel about her outfit. I feel like if I squint, it's rather fabulous, but also a little overwhelming. It's like sexy funeral-wear. Get it? Oh, there was no joke. My bad.

Hilary Swank was there too and I don't know if she was being honored, but I kind of feel like she's got a few too many textures going on in that outfit. And I have my suspicions that there's a very expensive hotel in Berlin right now, scratching their heads right now as to where their red curtains went.

Now that's what I call interesting.