Friday, June 30, 2006

Trott Felipe Buys Flowers for a chick. She slaps him.

Flowers work for picking up girls, friends and as good birthday presents for people and animals. Trott Felipe bought some. They didn't work for him, but they will work for you. You should get flower delivery. It's awesome!

If you are really, really looking for inexpensive and easy-to-get flowers, then you should check out our list of summer's best wedding blooms for bouquets, centerpieces, and decorations! Awesome!

Choose summer wedding flowers that are white, full of color, airy, or solid or all of that above. And it doesn't matter which you choose. All of these summer flowers are bursting with potential for decoration. Heard of *Calla Lilies*? They are funnel-shaped. They are elegant flowers but they aren't really a flower at all. They are large horn-shaped extensions of the stem, called a spathe! Which ranges from 6" to 9" in length. Currently very popular flowers for wedding bouquets, also use this dramatic flower as the focal point of centerpieces. Singly for bridesmaids to carry.

Check out*Dendrobium Orchids*! They are delicate, six-petaled beauties. They are tropical flowers of summer that are least expensive during the months from April to August. These awesome things are available in a variety of colors from simple to truly exotic. They can make exquisite additions to your hair, corsages and boutonierres.

*Dahlias* are awesome dude! They are available in a variety of rich colors. They are easiest to get in the summer and early fall. They have full-bodied blooms laden with petals and are great stock flowers for centerpieces or even pew decorations.

*Daisy* Blooming from May to July, these classic wedding flowers represent hope, purity, and innocence. Or if you don't know what that means, they are beautiful too! They are great for wedding celebrations.

Merry Christmas, it's *Chrysanthemum*! These daisy's spiny-bloomed cousin is also most always available during the scorching summer. This airy flower with narrow petals comes in a much wider range of color than the classic daisy, and looks beautiful in bouquets, centerpieces, and decorations.

*Baby's Breath* They flowers must be gentle with the name. Each stem is bursting with tiny white blossoms. Most florists carry it the whole year through. Baby's breath is in full bloom in the garden from May - August. Check out DotFlowers.com if you get a chance for flower delivery. It's definitely the easiest way to buy flowers online and send flowers across the country. Flowers! Awesome!

Swimming & Law:

Simmons Jannace & Stagg, the name for 3 names of people you can trust. They are a law firm that represented Nancy Burpee. Don't know who Nancy Burpee is? Oh...you are about to. She is a world-class paralympic swimmer. She attempted tp participate in the 2004 Paralympic Games that were in Athens, Greece. S, J & S represented her on a pro bono basis after she was disqualified by an Australian referee on a procedural technicality. So dumb, especially since Ms. Burpee set world records in the 50 and 100 yard freestyle at the trials! After her disqualification, Ms. Burpee telephoned Kevin P. Simmons, a partner at Simmons, Jannace & Stagg, and asked the firm to intercede on her behalf to have the disqualification overturned. She also wanted t hem to take action against the United STate Olympic Committee Team America-style to get her on the Olympic team. What did they do? The firm commenced arbitration under the U.S. Olympic Committee rules and live testimony was taken from the swim refs in Canada and Australia(down under). Simmons, Jannace & Stagg argued that the Australian referee showed bias against Ms. Burpee by making various comments indicating that the Australian referee did not want Ms. Burpee competing against an Australian paralympic swimmer. The firm also demonstrated that the U.S. Paralympic swim trials were not held in accordance with the paralympic rules. None of this worked. But...Ms. Burpee has continued her swim career and will compete in the World Championships in the upcoming year. Ms. Burpee!!! Hey-yo!

Canadian Face Lift:

If there is one thing I know about facial surgery, it's that a Toronto Face Lift is awesome!

This website, the art of Facial Surgery is like, the best, most excellent resource for anybody seeking information on facial cosmetic surgery yo! This website features Toronto Facial Plastic Surgery Specialist Dr. David Ellis, and it also provides valuable information on many cosmetic procedures offered by the Art of Facial Surgery.

This guy, Dr. Ellis is a face-lift expert in Toronto! And he is there resident facial plastic surgeon. He is internationally renowned as a surgeon. Not only that, but he also teaches less-experienced surgeons on how to improve their facial cosmetic surgery skills.

Did I mention he is an author as well? Oh what dude!? He published approximately 30 articles in different peer-reviewed journals. He has also written a total of 12 chapters in several facial plastic surgery books.

This website does a lot. They can receive the knowledge necessary for many types of facial plastic surgery procedures. And yes folks, this includes rhinoplasty, facelifts, blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery), facial scar revision, lip reduction and many more. Information on BOTOX injections, microdermabrasion and laser skin resurfacing is also available.

If you have any more questions, check the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) page.

Before and after photos of rhinoplasty patients, blepharoplasty patients, facial scar revision surgery patients, and many others are displayed side by side on the website. It's awesome! For more information on this awesome doctor and the Art of Facial Surgery, the website.

Diamonds on yo bracelets:

Buy diamond bracelets. No, seriously. Don't listen to Kanye West.

According to this one legend, a curse befell the large, blue diamond when it was stolen from this idol in India. From this, a curse foretold bad luck and death not only for the owner of the diamond, but for all who touched it. Whether you believe in this curse or not doesn't matter. What does, is that the Hope diamond has been very intriguing to many people for many centuries. Its perfect quality. It's large size. Heck, even its rare color make it really, really beautiful and different.

Plus, it's history is awesome. It has been owned by King Louis XIV. It was stolen durin the freakin French Revolution. Then sold to earn money for gambling (Damn.). It was worn to raise money for charity. Finally, last but not least, the final straw, wam bam, some other stuff, it was donated to the Smithsonian Institution!

Remember the story at the beginning of this entry? Well, it was a man named Tavernier who made the trip to India. He is the one who stole a large blue diamond from the forehead (or eye) of a statue of the Hindu goddess Sita.

Tavernier was torn apart by wild dogs on a trip to Russia after he had stolen the diamond. That was the first horrible death attributed to the curse.

When the Hope diamond went on sale in 1949, it was bought by Harry Winston, a New York jeweler. Winston wore it a bunch to raise money for charity, but some believe he donated it to get rid of the curse. He donated the Hope diamond to the Smithsonian Institution in 1958 to be the focal point of a newly established gem collection as well as to inspire others to donate.

You won't find the Hope Diamond at Primestyle.com. But primestyle.com does offer the finest selection of quality diamonds & jewelry at low prices.
It's actually located in the world famous diamond district of Manhattan! I've been there! Never pay retail prices again! Check more out here: http://www.primestyle.com/testimonials.html.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Trott Felipe Takes on Orlando

Get a Rental Home in Orlando Dude!

You should get an Orlando Rental Home today! Did you know that Orlando welcomes more visitors each year than the population of California?! That's over 43.3 million. Booiiinnggg! This makes Orlando one of the biggest vacation destinations! Now let's talk numbers. Most of those tourists and vacationers stay in one of 100,000 hotel rooms and on top of that, they visit 7 major theme parks.

OK....so, also, there are 185,000 people in Orlando and the Metro-Orlando population is 1,500,000. It's no wonder that tourism surrounding Orlando is worth billions of dollars to Orlando's economy. Why wouldn't it be! Hey-yo! Tourism is a very rewarding field to be a part of and you guessed it, Orlando has many opportunities within that industry.This place they call Orlando is a great environment to enjoy your leasure time and raise a family. All 7 counties in the Central Florida area offer a wide range of life styles...for any age. This includes (but is not limited too) real estate in upscale gated neighborhoods, golf course communities, charming, old-fashioned towns, and areas with excellent schools.Downtown has seen a great increase in growth and is a mixture of condominiums with great views and other things you can enjoy like: vintage homes in the historic neighborhoods of Thorton Park, Lake Eola Heights, Lake Lawsona, Lake Cherokee, and Lake Copeland. Awesome! Awesome! One more time....Awesome!

Downtown is trendy with diversity of restaurants, retailers, discos, and bars all within walking distance.Also, check out Baldwin Park, which is a traditional neighborhood with architecture reminiscent of the pre-1940's era in Central Florida. You gotta love architecture history yall. Not only all of this but, the wonderful climate and year round sunshine that your family deserves will make for a great vacation, holiday or siesta! You can even take a 45 minute drive from the theme parks to a countryside that is very similar to the UK but with rolling hills and oak trees.

Now you find yourself in horse breeding country and you can travel south and take a freakin airboat ride across the Everglades! Unbelievable! They even have the best shopping in USA. Check out Central Orlando rental homes today!! Before it's too...well...it's never too late, just do it!


You know what else you should do folks? You can buy Flowers!!!!!! Awesome!!!! These aren't just any flowers though. These aren't your mother's flowers. hey-yo! This is an interesting arts and crafts project that helps you create a monogram of flowers! It's written y Cahtie Filian and Steve Piacenza who are from the DIY Network. They are pretty much the coolest people I know. Even though I don't exactly know them. Summer is here, so draw inspiration from all of the color of blooming flowers outside and create a floral monogram to decorate part of your home. It's easy! And the possiblities are endless!

You can make something that fits your own personal style and decor by using different flowers and ribbons. Cathie made a great gift for her mother-in-law's birthday and she hung it on her front door. So you are probably asking....How do I do it? Well...here’s how to create your own:

Supplies: _ 6-inch wood letter of choice _ white craft paint & paintbrush _
floral print scrapbook paper _ glue stick _ hot glue _ tacky glue _1 large silk
hydrangea 1/4-inch decorative ribbon (enough to go around your letter, plus 10
inches) small rhinestones or ultra fine glitter Plaque Steps: 1. Paint the back,
front and sides of the letter with the white craft paint and allow to dry. 2.
Lightly trace the letter onto the scrapbook paper. Cut out the tracing and use a
glue stick to attach the paper to the front of the letter. Then, use your
fingers to press out any air bubbles. 3. Cut 10 inches off your decorative
ribbon. (This will be your hanger) Turn the letter over and attach the ribbon
hanger by forming a “U” shape with the ribbon and hot gluing the ends of the
ribbon to the back of the letter about 2 inches from the top. 4. Using your hot
glue gun, attach the remaining ribbon around the outer edge of the letter. 5.
Break apart the silk flower so you have lots of little petals. Use hot glue to
attach the petals to the front of the letter. (You can glue them in a random
pattern or a design of your choice) Use a drop of glue and add a few sprinkles
of ultra fine glitter to the center of the petals or add rhinestones for
decorative effect.

Isn't that awesome!??! So...buy flowers today. Do it!

Also...Buy Silver yo!

And Silver...Did I mention that you should also buy Silver? No, seriously, it's awesome. It's just as awesome as the Chicago Bulls.Gas used to be only 25-cents a gallon. No, it really used to be. You could take only a dollar to the gas station and buy four...count em...four gallons for a buck! Are you serial!? Back then, the dollar was actually backed by REAL money which was real silver. Are you following me? Yeah? Well, the same amount of silver still buys four gallons of gas! Did you know that!? Isn't that amazing!? That just shows that real money like gold and silver holds its value and it is the green paper money that is now worth a lot less.

Actually, when you think about it, materials such as gas, food and whatever hasn't gotten more expensive. It just seems that way because the value of green paper money is worth less. Duh. It takes more to by the same goods and services.A log of people think prices have gone up, but in reality, the US dollar is kind of screwing us and has gone down too.

Portfolio diversification and that 10% to 20# of an investor's assets should be devoted to tangible assets such as gold, silver and platinum bullion and bullion coins. That is what investment experts are saying ya'll. If you ask me, Monex has the experience, expertise and also... the resources to serve most any precious metals investor's needs. They have been doing this since 1967. 1967. Most of you weren't even born yet and people thought the term "blog" was some kind of hallucination monster. They have well over one hundred thousand investors who have purchased billions of dollars of gold, silver, platinum and palladium bullion and buillion coins. They are one of the country's oldest, largest and most experienced.

If I were you...and I'm not...but if I was - I would contact them ASAP! Silver - it's awesome!

One more thing...

In case you didn't notice: It's wedding season. You are going to need wedding cameras.
You'll need a lot, but you should get that first, so you can take pictures of the wedding and everything leading up to it. Your wedding budget and figuring it out can be stressful enough, whether you are wanting a lavish hotel affair or a more, intimate garden-style get-together wedding. Who's gonna pay for it? Talk with your family about who will pay for what. Some bride's families will still pick up the entire tab, but more and more, groom's families are participating too. Probably the best way to bring this conversation up is to talk to each family seperately first. Here are good strategies for figuring out the budget when you do talk:

* Ask both of your parents to commit to a specific dollar amount, and then
add up all the contributions. That will help you create your budget.
* It may be easier to ask each set of parents to finance a
particular aspect of the wedding (such as the ceremony, honeymoon, or catering)
instead of just committing to a dollar amount.
* Decide how much you two can contribute between now and the wedding. (37 %
of the couples we polled say they're planning to contribute financially to their
wedding.) Just like buying shoes, an apartment, or a pair of jeans, when it comes to financing a wedding, you should figure out how much you need to spend to get what you want. Set your expectations accordingly. Knot Note: The average cost for a 150-person wedding is about $25,000 (higher in urban areas).
* Here is a basic breakdown of what you can expect to pay: Reception:
48%-50% Ceremony: 2%-3% Attire: 8%-10% Flowers: 8%-10%Entertainment/Music: 8%-10% Photography/Videography: 10%-12% Stationery: 2%-3% Wedding Rings: 2%-3% Parking/Transportation: 2%-3% Gifts: 2%-3% Miscellaneous: 8% * To avoid stress, allot about 5% of your budget for a "just-in-case" fund. * If you're paying for your honeymoon yourselves, remember to budget for that as well. As soon as you're engaged, start putting aside as much of your income as you can for the wedding. Saving 20% of your monthly income is a good -- though painful -- goal. The longer your engagement, the more you'll be able to sock away.
* Best Ways to save: Limit your spending on the small stuff (rent movies instead
of going to the theatre; go to Starbucks once instead of twice a day; download just
the song you love instead of buying the whole CD). Those changes will hardly
affect your quality of life, but after a year, that extra cash will cover some
wedding essentials.
* Get the most out of your money: Instead of stashing your money in a
low-interest savings account, consider buying CDs or opening a money-market
account. The interest rate can possibly double that of a savings account. Just make sure to check the fine print to avoid penalties.

Use these strategies for planning your wedding and you can't go wrong! Have a good wedding!

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