Trott Felipe Reinstated Last Minute As Oscar Seat Filler, Kicked Out Later

In a shocking development, 2 hours before the start of the 78th Annual Academy Awards, Trott Felipe was reinstated as a member of seatfiller.com and invited to attend the Oscars. While some believe that this was due to a large number of last-minute cancellations by flaky, wannabe LA actors, it is more likely that Jack Nicholson, George Clooney, Jamie Fox and various members of the academy, got together in a board room somewhere with a large oval shaped table and chairs and decided that Trott would be somebody they would like to see at the awards show since someday he will be up on stage himself. Consider it an internship.
Trott threw on his baby blue tux that he wore to his Senior prom as a joke and headed down to the Hollywood & Highland Center.
Things were going fine, until, during three 6 mafia's performance of Hustle & Flow's "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp," Trott became too excited that he was actually at the Academy Awards and begin freak dancing and grinding up on the behind of Keira Knightley who he happened to be seated by. He was dragged out by security and told to never come back.
One on-looker said it was a pretty ugly scene, "He kept kicking and screaming and yelling 'You don't understand! She was eyeing me. We were about to start a relationship that would be spread all over the tabloids and launch my career ala Kevin Federline. Don't you understand? I'm Trott Fel..." and then they took him out the door. A lot of people didn't notice since things were loud with the music playing and everything but I heard Tim Burton mutter to somebody, "What a douchebag." It was pretty bad.
No word on whether or not a lawsuit will be brought against the academy by Trott. We here at the Trott Felipe Fan Club stand behind him and congratulate him on his trip to the Oscars!


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