Trott Felipe Changes Name To T-Flip

In an attempt to gain fan support from the African-American community and white surburban kids that grew up listening to Eminem and think they have a tough life now too, Trott Felipe will change his name from the classic "Trott Felipe" to T-Flip for short. T-Flip will go around to all the latest urban hip-hop shops in attempt to spread the word using something called "fliers." T-Flip will also post large signs on every telephone pole or tree on the same street. The signs will read "T-FLIP. THE NEW NAME OF TROTT FELIPE. DROPPING JANUARY 2006 YA'LL." T-Flip will buy clothes, exclusively in the size of XXL and begin making mixtapes, or technically, mix CDs.
It's also been reported that Trott, excuse me, T-Flip attempted cornroles...unsuccessfully.
When reached for comment, T-Flip had this to offer up, "Yo, like I just been seein what fools be doin, betweenz Eminam, Tha Professor from And One Mixtapes andz Paul Wall A.K.A. "The Iceman" and I was like, I needz to get mez into that demo yo. Plus, Jamie Foxx was an actor and now he is getting into music as well. Yo." It is unknown whether T-Flip's approval ratings have gone up in none-white communities, but we asked one anonymous African-American Gentleman person on the street and he seemed to think so. (This report was later thrown-out when it was discovered that he thought we were talking about famed Houston rapper Lil Flip and not T-Flip.) Whatever the case, T-Flip is ready to take over Hollywood in his new demographic. He is clearly the next Usher.


BREAKING NEWS: T-Flip just changed his name back to Trott Felipe and took all of his XXL clothes back to the store. Luckily, he kept the tags on all items.




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