Cougar Hunting
Cougar Hunting in Scottsdale Current mood: awake Category: Pets and Animals
I learned a new term this past weekend in Scottsdale: The Cougar
Definition:
Cougar = An older woman (preferably a MILF) looking for young men in their 20s. Also, SEE Sugar Mama.
These types of predators have been prevelant in Scottsdale for a while now, ever since Scottsdale joined our country as the 51st state and especially in my experience living there. Its good to know that now, there is a proper term for these creatures of the night.
I dont know how long the term has been around but I just learned it and I heard it used a few times in Scottsdale while I was there. Of course, this can be a little bit misleading. Its not necessarily a representation of the rest of the country because, when something is cool in Scottsdale, it spreads all over the city like wildfire and everybody is wearing/saying/doing it. This even goes for some girls there. Get it? Hey-yo!
Of course, most of the stuff in Scottsdale IS cool though so its safe to assume that the term Cougar, will be cool througout the rest of the country as well. Here is an article in the New York Post that came out in April, describing the hunt. It really is just as amazing as going on an African safari or a wildlife boat ride at Disneyland. Except, hopefully, you wont have to shoot the hippo to get it off of you.
The term Cougar is also great because you can use it to decode the goal of your mission so that you dont look like such a manwhore. For example, Im going to Barcelona to hunt for cougars. See you later.
I learned a new term this past weekend in Scottsdale: The Cougar
Definition:
Cougar = An older woman (preferably a MILF) looking for young men in their 20s. Also, SEE Sugar Mama.
These types of predators have been prevelant in Scottsdale for a while now, ever since Scottsdale joined our country as the 51st state and especially in my experience living there. Its good to know that now, there is a proper term for these creatures of the night.
I dont know how long the term has been around but I just learned it and I heard it used a few times in Scottsdale while I was there. Of course, this can be a little bit misleading. Its not necessarily a representation of the rest of the country because, when something is cool in Scottsdale, it spreads all over the city like wildfire and everybody is wearing/saying/doing it. This even goes for some girls there. Get it? Hey-yo!
Of course, most of the stuff in Scottsdale IS cool though so its safe to assume that the term Cougar, will be cool througout the rest of the country as well. Here is an article in the New York Post that came out in April, describing the hunt. It really is just as amazing as going on an African safari or a wildlife boat ride at Disneyland. Except, hopefully, you wont have to shoot the hippo to get it off of you.
The term Cougar is also great because you can use it to decode the goal of your mission so that you dont look like such a manwhore. For example, Im going to Barcelona to hunt for cougars. See you later.
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