Get a payday (not a candy bar)

If Trott needs money, he gets a payday loan.

In the UK, a lot of consumers (like students, military personnel, other works who are paid bi-monthly) stress about not having the cash/money they need when they need it. People look to family members, and even hock shops to borrow money in case of emergency. But others try personal loans or credit cards. But baks have changed their business focus, yo. They want to stop serving customers and focus on business loans, which are of larger amounts. Now that there is this big gap in the market of financial and banking services...well...small loan companies are offering this thing called "payday cash advance services." How sick is that, says Jay-z. And some of these companies serve Ireland, Scotland, and even England. It's easy to register for this. The process can be initiated online. You fill out a secure form, with relevant personal info. Easy. And as is customary, those with funds already in their bank accounts can probably get cash advance on their piz-ay (pay).

So how much? Well...cash loans of up to 800 pounds are available. It's possible to have that the next day...make that...the next business day. Awesome! And when that person gets paid, they can repay the advancement, or just part of it.

If you have limited credit access...or adverse credit record...these services can make a lot easier. Now instead of selling your personal stuff, you can just get a cash advance! Case closed.