Trott walks into a bar, doesn't duck; jumps over it

You know what I'm saying, metaphorically speaking of course? Isn't that cool? When Trott reaches an obstacle, he doesn't slow down, he just keeps going and jumps over that shit. And if he can't jump over it, he climbs that ish. But if he can't climb it, he blows it up with cartoon TNT and walks through it. And...when all else fails, he just gives up.

What?

Yeah, I know.