Man, this is not funny

Remember in high school when you and your friends made a video that was pretty funny, but only because you knew all of the people involved? Well…I’m guessing that’s what this is, because otherwise, I would think the time they spent, making this video, about the crazy shopping day after Thanksgiving known as “Black Friday,” would have been better spent actually shopping, or at least eating some turkey leftovers or something. Or maybe they could have donated the time to charity by serving Thanksgiving dinners to the homeless down at the shelter, because I think most people watching this video, will feel strong enough about the time they just wasted, to demand that sort of thing of the creators of this video. You know? Like community service to make up for the people’s time who they wasted by suggesting that they watch this.

Wasn’t that crazy? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go eat some crackers, drink a bowl of bourbon, put on a Santa Clause hat, sing croon “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” and head to Best Buy to try and get a PS3. (Yes, we have a Best Buy 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean, just off the coast of Miami.)