Weird pirate video

I don’t know what this is…but I suddenly feel the need to be high…on anything. Get me something. This ish is…uh…weird. I can’t even think of bigger words than that after watching this brain-numbing musical number that has the audacity to tell me what I am. I am NOT a pirate; I don’t know who you’ve been talking to buddy, but it wasn’t me.

Seriously, if this is for kids…why? It’s not educational. It’s hypnotizing and reminds me of the song “Barbie Girl.” Damn, I need a nap now.