Fitness Made Simple changed Trott's life

Fitness Made Simple changed my life. Really, it did. Before this exciting line of fitness videos existed, with a cartoon, Ken doll, fitness leader/host--I had no idea what to make fun of next. Now, thanks to Fitness Made Simple (FMS), I'm motivated again.

Before you read the rest of this blog, check out the lyrics of the Fitness Made Simple theme song:

He's John Basedow,
He's gonna show you how,
To reach your potential,
And turn your, whole life around!
It's Fitness Made Simple! (unh-hunh!)
Made for real people! (ooh yeah!)
It's changing real lives!

Dude, didn't that like, pump you up!? The first time I heard this theme song, I snorted eight lines of spinach, took a sake bomber in a protein shake, ran six marathons back-toback, lifted a car to save an ailing coyote, developed six-pack abs and banged twelve broads in twelve hours...that's right, half a day's worth of bangin' broads. If that's not a change in life, made for a real person, simply, I don't know what is.

Trott Felipe is single-handedly bringing creativity back to Hollywood. They just don't realize it yet. When they do, it will already be too late.