Trott Felipe Walks Into a Bar...

...and drinks 8 shots of whiskey, 3 shots of patron, 10 shots of heineken, and 3 Sakes on the rocks.

Guess what happened?

He died.

Just kidding. He did get alcohol poisoning though. He also threw up, a lot.

Guess what happened the next day? He had a job interview! He totally bombed it. What an idiot. But he still got the job. How? He was interviewing to be a gypsy. Trott though they said gynocologist. What an idiot! The gypsy woman still let him examine her though. Weird. Trott starts work tomorrow. Wish him luck!