I'm 40; I'm a man

I'm 40 years old today. It's my birthday. I'm a man. Thank you very much. You want to see my six pack abs? Good. Here they are, on my iphone. Man, look at that definition. And did I mention I'm 40? Okay, good. I wasn't sure. Alright, now everybody dance.

Just kidding. Did you think I was serious? I don't want everybody to dance.