You need fans to have a club, right?

Maybe not... According to a recent article in USA Today (except I'm just making this up), these days, thanks to myspace and facebook, anybody can have a fan club, even if they have no fans, no talent, or any redeeming personality traits. Unbelievable, huh? Not so, according to an article in People Magazine which states the USA Today article was made up by me to try and make my own fan club look better.