Trott Felipe Book Sells 2 Million in First Week

Trott Felipe is the man. And now, he has a book to prove it.

New York, CA (AP) -- In a move unprecedented in the history of men, Trott Felipe's book sold 2 million copies this week, all from a local midtown Manhattan newstand. Literally, 2 million people walked to this newstand and bought the book. Unbelievable. Why did they do that? I'll tell you why: because it's awesome. Duh, man.

Here is what you have to look forward to in the book: Trott Felipe, an idiot actor from Iowa who has no clue, yet has the drive to drive through it. Oh well. Also, it's funny.