Once You Go Russian...You'll Like Vodka

Seriously man. Lovers Planet is sick. How sick? Sicker than Atlantis...wait...that made no sense.

Have you heard of Lovers Planet? Me neither until now, but I just did and it's crazy. The have a bunch of single Russian women seeking men for marriage and romance (in the U.S. of course). They are looking for serious singles who want relationships. Who doesn't want that! (plus sex of course) Check it. Lovers Planet is a Russian dating and...and...and...and personals agency! Awesome! They understand the relationships need time to grow. That's why they don't rush things mail-order-bride style. Each woman has a profile and photo. And they also have Ukraine women. Have you seen Hostel? Ukraine women are hot! And these ones won't kill you! Boo-yah! These chicks want to know the person before. They don't want to just shack up. Marriage is the main priority of these chicks man. They ain't gold diggas Kanye. They aren't like American women. They like to get married first, and then build a career. It's smart...I guess. A date with one of these Russian women is going to be different than anything you have experienced yo. And the divorce rates are lower! Holla! I hear a typical Russian women looks like a model. Well...if you believe that you are a moron, but there are a lot of hot Russian women. They also are supposed to have "well-developed family values and instincts." Well...I believe that...because of communism...but...when they get to America...there is no telling. Still, it sounds awesome! They are loving and devoted yo!!!! If you are inclined to do this sort of thing...I wouldn't wait! Get it done!