Gold is all about being gold

Gold is so gold these days. It really is. That's why they don't call it silver or bronze. They call it gold. Deep...

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Fliptastic news

Jamie Lynn Spears is so scared about giving birth to a real-life baby that mother Lynne Spears has tried to ease her knocked up teen daughter’s fears by showing her graphic videos of natural birth.

A Star Magazine source said:

“She wanted to show [Jamie Lynn Spears] what a woman goes through labor, giving birth, that it’s a natural and beautiful thing… but all Jamie Lynn saw was the blood — or ‘goop,’ as she called it — the screaming and the pain. It was too graphic for her. She flipped out and literally got sick.

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In Jamie Lynn’s defense, Britney Spears scheduled c-sections for both Sean Preston and Jayden James, so this is likely the first she’s heard of this.

Jamie Lynn Spears might want to go that route in the end.

The source added, “Jamie Lynn wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it’s all over.” Poor girl. At least Casey Aldridge will be there to comfort her, unless he’s too busy closing on their new double-wide that day.

Can't dislike the Hills even if I tried

Home may be where the heart is, but things aren’t altogether sweet in the home of Lauren Conrad (LC) on this episode of The Hills.

Roommates Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and Audrina Patridge aren’t really jiving, and the tension between them is getting worse by the minute.

While LC and Lo want to go tanning and shopping, Audrina has to go to Epic Records’ studio, where the band Alkaline Trio is recording, for work.

She really wants the Laurens to stop by and see her, and they do, for about 15 seconds, before Lo complains about being hungry and they bail.

Lo denies any sort of blame by saying she’s “just not cool enough to hang with bands,” but Lauren Conrad is sad that her roomies haven’t bonded.

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If you thought Audrina Patridge’s life was complicated, it pales in comparison to the reality show’s other protagonist, the plastic-surgery loving Heidi Montag.

The fake-looking, duck-lipped bimbo decides that she wants to take her career to the next level. Her boss, club promoter / owner Brent Bolthouse, taps Heidi to help launch his new Hyde club - in Las Vegas! HOT!