You know what irks me?

When people use the expression "per se" a lot. Why do they use it, per se, a lot? I don't know. It doesn't make you sound smart, because a lot of people use "per se", but they think it's spelled out at "per say". They don't even know how to spell their "exclusive" vocabulary terms. Dumb.

I wrote this song in '94

How'm I doin' this! I wrote a song in 1994, and now it's come to life on somebody else's blog. I can't believe it. It's the exact same lyrics, same beat, same chorus, and even names the junior high school I attended in the lyrics--which I wrote, so that makes sense. What the hell, dog!? How could this happen to the number one blogger.com-based rapper on the internet? Me. How? I don't get it. But I guess that's jus why they callz it the hustle n' flow, mayne.

Piece!

A good Mailing Lists Company is hard to find? Yeah, right.

I'm interested in a good Mailing Lists Company. And if you are, you need to know about something. Ground breaking mailing list database that is updated regularly, anyone? Yup. Martin Worldwide is who does it. And they are located in Westlake Village, California. But who are they? One of the leaders in the direct marketing industry, that's all. They have built a reputation by offering innovative mailing list products to their clients. How do they do it? Well, first of all, one of their most successful, ground breaking products is ResponseCom™. What is that? Funny you ask. It's a potent, proprietary blend of U.S. Response and U.S Consumer databases. And these result in a multi-dimensional database. And this database offers extreme versatility and over one hundred demographic and psychographic selects. That's pretty amazing if you ask me.

But wait, there's more! The special synthesis of compiled AND response data has created an unparalleled, powerful database that accurately identifies prospects with the most active, responsive, and impulsive buying history! Bam! Instant awesomeness, man. This product I just talked about is the result of decades, count it, decades of tracking, compiling, and optimizing data. And then they took this merged date into one vast database of proven direct mail responders. That's pretty amazing if you ask me. But don't ask me. Ask the clients who have experienced higher response rates, profitability, and new business opportunities thanks to it! This is according to Chip Matthews, who is the Client Relationship Manager for Martin Worldwide of course. If I didn't mention it earlier, they are one of the largest and most successful mailing list providers in the nation. That means they are big. They offer customized mailing lists, telemarketing lists and fax lists to small business and Fortune 1000 clients! They are very successful, to say the least. I could say more, but you get it. And so do I.

They possess a database of over 290 million consumers and 14 million U.S. businesses! They are the only major list provider that guarantees the integrity of their actual data in writing. In my opinion, that's awesome. In my humble opinion, they are still undeniably productive. Check them out today!

You need fans to have a club, right?

Maybe not... According to a recent article in USA Today (except I'm just making this up), these days, thanks to myspace and facebook, anybody can have a fan club, even if they have no fans, no talent, or any redeeming personality traits. Unbelievable, huh? Not so, according to an article in People Magazine which states the USA Today article was made up by me to try and make my own fan club look better.

Welcome to the best Hollywood fan club on the internet

Welcome to the #1 fan club online. This place is so awesome that's it's highly appraised by entertainment appraisers as a website with a high appraisal and high praise. If that doesn't say melancholy, I don't know what does. The Smashing Pumpkins? Yeah right, dude. This is not their fan club, dog.