Thursday, June 14, 2007

Trott 4 President

Trott Felipe 4 President Y'all. That's right, I said it. Now what are you going to do about it, homie? Nothing. That's right. You know why? Because I'm a street hustling thug, and you are from the suburbs. You can't fight me. You know why? Because you don't have a gun. I'm so much tougher than you...with a weapon.

Trott hooked up with Britney Spears

You hear the one about Trott Felipe hooking up with Britney Spears? The sex was totally shaved. Hey-oh! Hilarious joke, man! That was freakin' awesome. Did you see that coming? No? Good. You shouldn't have. Because if you did, you suck!

Monday, June 04, 2007

Online Learning, Sara Orem-style

If you are looking for an easier education, an online university is for you homieskillet.

Let's be honest, unless you are some wannabe gangsta/myspace rapper, you'll need an education. It's a good idea.

Sara Orem. Do you know who she is? How could you, right? Well, I'll tell you right now who she is. She is a faculty member at Capella University, which is online. She's a faculty member in the University’s School of Business and Technology. You know what she has done? She has co-authored a book titled ‘Appreciative Coaching: A Positive Process for Change’. Imagine if you will, it's April 20, 2007 and we are in Minneapolis. Sara Orem has just written a book that deals with the recent developments in psychology and organizational development. It suggests that people and organizations flourish when they focus on human ideals, achievements, and best practices. Jossey-Bass decided to publish her book. They use positive questions, mindfulness, and other tools to acknowledge the strengths of individuals...and effect change!She didn't just do it herself though. Her co-authors are pimpettes. They are Jacqueline Binkert, PhD, and Ann Clancy, PhD. What do they have to say about it though? Right here:

“Rather than focusing on individuals in limited or problem-oriented ways, Appreciative Coaching guides the reader through four stages – Discovery, Dream, Design and Destiny – that inspire them to an appreciative and empowering view of themselves and their future,” Orem says.“What we have presented is really a new application of appreciative inquiry.”

Orem adds that the book is written for individual coaches of managers, executives, and “those who do one-on-one work with people who can influence and create change in their organizations.”She dropped mad knowledge on you!

What else has the leader Orem done? A lot. She is also the principal of her own coaching firm. I bet you didn't see that coming! She's presented great programs in Appreciative Inquiry at the National Organization Development Network...and...wait for it...the International Coach Federation annual conferences. Boom-sha-a-lakah! She represents Oakland, CA. Binkert is representing the position of being an executive coach who specializes in working with leaders and teams during times of change. And...Clancy is president of Clancy Consultants and has worked with community organizations, large corporations, and also, federal agencies.

Want to know more abou Capella University? Well...they were founded in 1993. They are accredited! They offer graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, and psychology. Not to mention Bachelor programs in business and information technology. They have 82 graduate programs and undergrad specifics and 16 certificate programs within all of that! They have 17,900 students from all 50 states and 56 countries. Awesome! Check them out. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. That's in Minnesota, yo. They are also a member of the NCA (North Central Association of Colleges and Schools).

I'm a fan of fans

I'm not talking about fans on the ceiling, or wall. I'm not talking about fanboy gafs. I'm not talking about nerds who like Star Wars too much and have no life. I'm talking about fans of fans. I'm a big fan of fans of fans. It's kind of like taking a picture of yourself in a mirror, or something weird like that.

Get ready to Trott

Are you ready for the 2007 Trott Felipe 3-Legged Donkey Punch Races? Good, me too, although I don't know what it means, at all. I'll tell you one thing though, word up to the mutha fuckin' midwest. Every time some bitch tried to tell me the west or east coasts are better, I say, "Fuck that you whore."

Peace.
Member of Image hosting by Photobucket

Humor 
Blog Top Sites