Saturday, May 19, 2007

Executive recruiting, pimp style

You are the executive recruiting firm. What do you do?

Who are they? A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc. And they have maintained a high standard of service and commitment in the recruiting field...since 1967, yo! They have a great reputation that includes discretion and a super consistent record of successful placements. These have helped them build strong AND trusted relationships! And those relationships are with industry-leading clients. We are talking top-quality candidates, dog! Awesome! This has benefited each side of the employment equation. :)

They have great recruiters. All of them had really successful careers in the same industries they represent there. Their knowledge, contacts and overall feel for their respective fields enable them to make the best matches and find the most correct fits for each job. They have these sweet practice areas too, that include financial AND risk management services. But not just that, also legal, and legal support services. And communications and technology. And human resources consulting, and luxury products! That's a lot of awesome stuff! And in those fields, they actually fill those positions....NATIONALLY! And this is at all positions. From middle...to executive...to even top "C level" management here, dog! And not to forget associates to partners, or analysts to managing directors.

Trott howls at the moon

Trott turned into a werewolf tonight. It was kind of weird. Not really sure how it happened, but he went to Carl's Jr., bought an Oreo Cookie milkshake, chugged it, drank a shot of tequilla, and then went crazy, howling and growling at the moon. Then he turned into a wolf, climbed the mountain and fought a homeless guy. It was weird.

Trott gets depressed on the weekend

Trott is a little bit down folks. You know why? It's Saturday night, and he is home alone. Isn't that lame? I know. So lame. Oh well. What are ya gonna do? This town is so fucked up, I have no clue what's even fucking going on anyfuckingmore. What the fuck? Fuck.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Surgical stuff is something you need to plan out

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You need to check out Journey Lite. It's a fast growing network. It specializes in surgical facilities, highly skilled. They also have experienced bariatric surgeons and a team of healthcare professionals who are dedicated to providing the safest and least invasive surgical weight-loss solution. And they do this with the most comprehensive support programs available today!They also specialize in this cool thing called Laparoscopic Adjustable Gastric Banding. What is that? It is also known as LAGB, or the LAP-BAND® System procedure! Boo-yah-kah-shaw! What happens is, your surgeon inserts an inflatable adjustable gastric band through small (laparoscopic) incisions. And then, positions the badn around the upper portion of your stomach! Awesome! What does this do? It creates a small stomach pouch and passageway into the lower part of the stomach! Technology! It makes you feel full and satisfied. You feel full, but you eat less. You lose weight! The LAGB (or the LAP-BAND procedure) offers a number of advantages over other weight-loss surgery options. It's the least invasive option. It's adjustable. If the need should arise, completely reversible! And with LAP-BAND, you don't even have to cut, staple, or reroute your stomach or intestines! There is a much lower risk...and not as many serious long term complications or risks. Sweet! And it can be done in one day! The highly skilled laparoscopic surgeons who practice there are among the most experienced in the nation! And their ridiculously well-trained, competent staff is specially trained in caring for all the physical and emotional needs of the seriously overweight patient; which is good to know. They are committed to providing you with the personalized care and attention that you deserve, but also providing you the safest and least invasive weight-loss surgery available! Combine that with our total follow-up care support system, and you've got yourself a perfect deal. Coolness!

Trott suggests the Bulls wear different shoes

Trott thinks that next season the Bulls are set to wear team shoes. They will be sponsored by Asics, and all of their shoes and equipment will be Asics. No more Nike, Reebok, Adidas, or El Juevos (Argentinian shoe company that sponsors Andres Nocioni). Nope, no more. They are done with that "wearing cool shoes" shit. It's over. It really is, says Trott Felipe.

Get edumacated online!

You should get a few online degrees.

Looking for a really sweet online education portal? A portal that represents 9,230 online degrees and certificate programs in 1,355 schools? Sure, we all are. Well, dog...you should check DirectoryofSchools.com. They love excellence in their school. They also have great partnerships with universities, colleges and trade schools. They even strive to insure that their partner schools are reputable. How? They have an in-hous verfication process. It review accreditation or vocational industry standards, that are...relevant to each school! There are degree seeking opportunities. But also, they have a comprehensive national directory of high schools! But not just that. Along with that, they have a homework helper and numerous other career minded resources, dog! So if you don't have time to be in the real world, this is your best option for getting a degree!

Get edumacated online!

You should get a few online degrees.

Looking for a really sweet online education portal? A portal that represents 9,230 online degrees and certificate programs in 1,355 schools? Sure, we all are. Well, dog...you should check DirectoryofSchools.com. They love excellence in their school. They also have great partnerships with universities, colleges and trade schools. They even strive to insure that their partner schools are reputable. How? They have an in-hous verfication process. It review accreditation or vocational industry standards, that are...relevant to each school! There are degree seeking opportunities. But also, they have a comprehensive national directory of high schools! But not just that. Along with that, they have a homework helper and numerous other career minded resources, dog! So if you don't have time to be in the real world, this is your best option for getting a degree!

Trott works at Walgreen's

Trott Felipe works at Walgreen's. Bahahahah! Just kidding! Yeah right, dude! Trott is an international film mega-star! Why would he have a lame job at a pharmacy/WTF? He wouldn't! He wouldn't be fit to! Your full of shit too Guerra; that was a fist that hit you! Ughhhhh!!!!!!!

Trott Felipes rock Barbados

Not Leandro Barbosa--Barbados, the country. Trott rocked it. When? Last week. Just kidding. But, in 2 months Trott will rock his own private concert, brought to you buy HBO (but being aired on Showtime and CNN simultaneously.)

Get ready! Trott is going to rap, sing, dance, break dance, and snorkel in a large tank on-stage. It's gonna be sick! Synchronized snorkeling? Are you kidding me!? Sickey, bro!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Trott Likes Discounts at Disney

Trott is a big fan of stuff like Discount Disney Tickets.

I wouldn't be able to believe it if you weren't too. Seriously, that would be just weird. Want to go to all the Orlando theme parks, dinner shows, and attractions? Why not!? You should check out Orlandofuntickets.com, dog! It's the awesomest way to get discount tickets for Disney World! Admission tickets can be the biggest pain when planning your vacation to the Big O. They are expensive, yo. Well now, Disney tickets are available for many different days and options from one to ten days for what is called, “Disney Magic Your Way”! Lowest prices are what you will find, dog. And WDW has so much for you, with four theme parks, 2 waters parks, and much, much, much, much, much more. OrlandoFunTickets.com has cheaper tickets to everything Disney has to offer including Disneyquest, Downtown Disney Pleasure Island, Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach Water Parks, and even every Disney theme park ticket that is possible.

On top of that, when people go to Orlando, a lot of them go to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure. And also, those crazy dinner shows are popular for night time entertainment as well. Radical, dude!OrlandoFunTickets.com has the lowest discount prices for all of that, including this: Arabian Nights discount tickets, Medieval Times discount tickets, Pirates Dinner Adventure discount tickets, But that's not all!

Did I mention Sea World tickets, Kennedy Space Center tickets, Universal Studios tickets, and much more!? For the lowest prices and personal service that is really great. Do it now, broham! (and ladies)

Trott doesn't work at Arby's

Trott Felipe doesn't really work at Arby's, so don't treat him like he does. True, he looks a lot like a dude who was in an Arby's commercial that aired in Detroit and Tampa Bay exclusively...but it's not him. And even if it was, he doesn't really work at Arby's. OK? So just get over it. Get your roast beef from someone else, nerd.

Trott balls on the court

Trott's playin' basketball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball! Trott's playin' basket-ball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball!

Basketball is Trott's favorite sport. He likes the way others dribble up and down the court. He can't play himself, although he tries. He still plays himself with all his Hollywood lies. Come on!

Trott's playin' basketball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball! Trott's playin' basket-ball! (everybody sing) Trott's playin' basket-ball!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Mother's Day Rocks

You need to buy Mothers Day Gifts.The first Mother's Day...

It was back to the annual spring festival of ancient Greece dedicated to Rhea, the Mother of the Gods. It's the earliest celebration of Mother's known. Pretty crazy, right? The Greeks pay tribute, or at least they would, with honey-cakes and fine drinks...and also flowers at dawn. It's a good day. It's a day where we take time out to thank the person that brought us into this world, man. Or at least the one who cared for us when we were young. It's a big deal.The best Mother’s Day gifts you can give are our gourmet chocolates, fruits, wines, breads, cheeses and more. That's right. Those are awesome gifts.But the best part about these Mother’s Day gift ideas? You can customize your Mother’s Day baskets with the foods you know she loves! Sweet! I don't know of a better way to show how much you care than that, dog. I mean...we all know you care...and that’s why you’re searching for the perfect Mother’s Day gifts, right? Gourmet gift baskets will serioiusly give her memories that last until next Mother’s Day! Check it out today!

Ben Wallace and his blocks

Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron's home run record? Nothing. Not at all, my friends. Tonight...Ben Wallace will break the shot block record in a game with 57. That's right. He is going to stop a potential 114 points from the Detroit Pistons, all by himself. Dumb move, Pistons. You guys are not thinking very smart about things. Ben Wallace with 57 blocks tonight? Yup. It's gonna happen.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

I am Trott Felipe

Well...not literally. I mean, I'm not saying that "I'm Trott Felipe." That would be silly. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that I AM Trott Felipe. Kind of like when people say, "I'm Tiger Woods," or "I'm Sparticus." It's pretty much exactly like that. You know?

-Trott Fel...I mean...Trott Felipe

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Option Trading just got awesomer

If you like to be awesome, and make money, then option trading is for you!

I suggest checking into PowerOptions. They can help you find the best returns if you use their tools! They have a complete suite of eduational materials AND premium toll-free customer support, dog! It's the essential data you need for investing with stock options. How does it work? They have patented technology that does it. What is that technology? It's called SmartSearchXL®. It's awesome, and not available anywhere else. It's simply the best way to find, compare, analyze, and make money with stock option trading. PowerOptions® is the only internet-based data provider that gives investors SmartSearchXL®. You can't find that stuff no where else, yo.With PowerOptions you can automatically sort, filter, and analyze all 3,000+ stocks that can be optioned...and 195,000+ online options. Then, with that info, you can find investments that meet your profit goals!And only they bring together, to unite, essential date, extensive analysis, and comprehensive option information! It's all you need to compete, dog! And now you can get a 14-day free trial, an easy online User Guide, toll-free support, and...wait for it...wait for it...the PowerOptions Performance Guide! It's a good thing to look into!

Welcome to Trott's Fan Club

I'd like to welcome you all to Trott's fan club; a magical place with unicorns and gum drop plated rims on cars. There are marshmallow trees, marshmallow bars, marshmallow universities...pretty much everything marshmallow-related. There are candy-coated streets. Prostitutes who are clean. And police only bust you if you steal stuff. No traffic tickets. What an awesome Fan Club it is.

A poem by Trott Felipe

Are you ready to drink? I don't think you are...but you should be. What a time you chose to be born. You don't understand my words...but you must choose. The water, or the beer? Which will it be? Which will it be? Are you a zero or a hero? A nerd or a waiter? A pimp or a skater? You decide, man.
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