Charles Brown, ya'll, Charles Brown, ya'll

I'm all about a charles brown dds pc. Really, does anything else matter? I doubt it.

There is a thing called Hayfield Dental Care. It serves the people of Alexandria (and surrounding areas). It's done this since 1987--no joke. All of their dentists are totally sick, but healthy. They all have advanced specialty training and can perform almost any procedure without the need for referral to another office. They've got experience yo. Charles Brown DDS ain't no cartoon. He's been employed there for 10 years, dog! What's he done with that time? Only thousands of crown, root canal and surgical procedures. The Virginia Board of Dentistry loves this guy. He has zero complaints, ever!

The Medical College of Virginia is where he graduated from and got a lot of awards. Yeah, it's a real place. What did he do in 1996? Oh...just ranekd first in his class. 1997? Quality Care Award and Resident of the Year award from UMMC! WTF!? Awesome! He is one of the top dentists in the Washington Area, man! Their doors are always open for new patients and emergencies!

So Trottish

I got to the register and had to pay $20.00 to get in the club. I thought it was a steep cover charge, but there was no turning back. I didn't want paparazzi to get a photo of me not being able to pay cover. I gotta be honest though. At that moment, I remember thinking to myself, "Wow, this must be am amazing club filled with top celebrities for a price like this!" But, as soon as I walked through the large double doors and into the neon flashing lights…well…I don't want to sound racist…you can never be too politically correct these days, but remember the movie Lost in Translation? I basically walked into a scene from that movie. I couldn't believe it. It was Asian night! Boy, did I feel stupid. I was the only honky in there. There were a few black guys, and I think I saw two blonde girls, but that was it. (I'm not sure why I didn't talk to the blond girls.) Everybody else was Asian. And they all looked the same. No…not like that, Journal. I mean…all the Asian girls had reddish-orange highlights in their hair, and all the Asian dudes were wearing sunglasses and had really, really spiky hair. Plus, a lot of them were doing this dance whenever rap music came on where they skipped around the dance floor and made "W" signs with their hands. Peculiar. I sure ain't never seen nothin' like that in Iowa.

Cool Jerk

Inconceivable, man. Could I get any luckier? I've been out of work all week, after being selected to be an alternate juror on a trial in downtown Los Angeles. Being an "alternate juror" is really, really, really important. I get to be there all week, but do nothing! I get to "play" juror, but I'm not really "in" the jury. It's so sweet. I might as well be wearing Osh Kosh B'Gosh red corduroy overalls and playing with Ninja Turtles action figures while I'm in the jury box. When addressing me, they should call recess "nap time." I shouldn't be in the jury box. I should be sitting in a fucking sandbox right under the judge, building sand castles and bugging the court reporter. So ridiculous. When the jury went into deliberation today, I got to sit in the hallway, as if I had just gotten in trouble for snapping Sally Jenkenheimer's bra strap in 8th grade! (That never happened.) Awesome!
But the best part? I have to go back Monday morning! SuperMarioBrothers! I have to frickin' (and I type "frickin" with the highest verbosity possible, or something) be there at 8:30 a.m. and just to sit on a cold stone bench in a hallway that reminds me of the movie The Shining (I don't know why, but it does) until these idiots come up with the obvious verdict that should have taken 5 minutes today.

Cool Jerk

Inconceivable, man. Could I get any luckier? I've been out of work all week, after being selected to be an alternate juror on a trial in downtown Los Angeles. Being an "alternate juror" is really, really, really important. I get to be there all week, but do nothing! I get to "play" juror, but I'm not really "in" the jury. It's so sweet. I might as well be wearing Osh Kosh B'Gosh red corduroy overalls and playing with Ninja Turtles action figures while I'm in the jury box. When addressing me, they should call recess "nap time." I shouldn't be in the jury box. I should be sitting in a fucking sandbox right under the judge, building sand castles and bugging the court reporter. So ridiculous. When the jury went into deliberation today, I got to sit in the hallway, as if I had just gotten in trouble for snapping Sally Jenkenheimer's bra strap in 8th grade! (That never happened.) Awesome!
But the best part? I have to go back Monday morning! SuperMarioBrothers! I have to frickin' (and I type "frickin" with the highest verbosity possible, or something) be there at 8:30 a.m. and just to sit on a cold stone bench in a hallway that reminds me of the movie The Shining (I don't know why, but it does) until these idiots come up with the obvious verdict that should have taken 5 minutes today.

Wedding Favors Are Mostly Awesome

Are you ready for wedding favors? You bet your ass you are.

You ever think to yourself: "Hmm...I'm getting married soon, and you know what? I have no frickin' wedding favors!? Oh my goshers!!!" Well...you may not freak out like that and you may not use the word "frickin'", but, you do need favors.Now you can! You can shop for weddings. There is this Internet Wedding Superstore that you should definitely check out...up there...at the link...that says "wedding favors." Duh.

Let's be real, folks; this place is the best online. They have dem cheap. They have dem personalized. They have dem personalized. They have dem, yo. And not just for bridesmaids and groomsmen, but for both of those. Word. And a lot of items have free personlization! That's so awesome, I just pitched a tent! Because I'm going camping after my wedding! For the honeymoon! Radical!

Trott Freakin' Hates Bulldogs like this

"Ok, I'll try my best, I…" He interrupted me with, "I'm serious homie, the top ballerz from the west coast play here. See that guy in the green Celtics shorts? He used to be on the practice squad for the And 1 Streetball team before he got in a fight with Skip-To-My-Lou and got kicked off the bus. That guy in the purple shorts and Kangol bucket hat? He played the star player of one of the opposing teams in He Got Game and got into the Screen Actors Guild because of it. The guy with the S-curl? He once was in a Bud Light commercial that aired during the NBA Finals…twice. And me? Shiiiiitt. I just been running these courts, hustlin' fo my cheddar for about 4 years now. That's why they callz me Bulldog son." I asked him, "Wait a minute. You seriously make your money playing basketball here?" He responded, "Yeah man, I'm in the game…and…well…uhh…plus, my dad is a big exec at one of the studios so he throws me some cash from time to time, but other than that man, I'm a straight hu$tla." Damn. It seemed I had a lot to learn from Bulldog.

Punjabs Love Trott

It's pretty interesting. Well...I guess it's not really interesting at all, but I'm just trying to promote myself as much as possible before my book comes out. However, it is pretty random that I ended up on OnlyPunjab.com. I mean, Big Pun once said, "I don't discriminate; I regulate every shade of that ass." But how does that relate to my stupid viral videos? I don't get it either. Weird.Yahoo! NewsOnlyPunjab.comPRWeb.comnews.bigg.netFreeLanceWriting.comFinanceVisor.comThese are just a few of the many random places it ended up. Supposedly, it was also actually printed in 4 actual new pulblications as well; which is pretty sweet, considering it's about as newsworthy as Space Ghost's Coast-to-Coast interview with Anna Nicole Smith, predicting the exact date that she would die, and then it happening. Actually, that's way more newsworthy than my press release, but it never happened. Anyway, I'm out. Peace.

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn? Just kidding. I just love gold.

Yo Gizmo, you heard of MDC? No? What!? It's the Monex Deposit Company! You can purchase gold or other precious metals for immediate personal delivery, or you can arrange for convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository! Sickrandom! And this amazingness has been going on for over thirty years. They are the leader. And gold is available in coin or ingot form, for investment. What are ingots??? They are generally a pure bullion cast in a bite-size shape. But coins have a currency value defined by the ingots. Gold has always been recognized as something for investing.

But....gold bullion is totally original steez! I mean, between Egyptians, Greeks and Romans, and even frat bros. like me, man (and sometimes animal) have totally loved gold bullion! So case closed, and you know it's true in all ages for man. Gold is hot, and magical, and floating gold dust fairies like it. So it can change your life if you invest in it. You can diversify your investmens with it. You can protect your wealth. You can preserve your purchasing power like a mutha fckin' rain forrest. Monex Previous Metals has an awesome dedicated staff of hard asset pro's. They serve your precious metal needs man. What else? They have convenient market...but they also have competitive precious metals prices. You can't lose!

Cougar Hunting

Cougar Hunting in Scottsdale Current mood: awake Category: Pets and Animals
I learned a new term this past weekend in Scottsdale: The Cougar
Definition:
Cougar = An older woman (preferably a MILF) looking for young men in their 20s. Also, SEE Sugar Mama.

These types of predators have been prevelant in Scottsdale for a while now, ever since Scottsdale joined our country as the 51st state and especially in my experience living there. Its good to know that now, there is a proper term for these creatures of the night.
I dont know how long the term has been around but I just learned it and I heard it used a few times in Scottsdale while I was there. Of course, this can be a little bit misleading. Its not necessarily a representation of the rest of the country because, when something is cool in Scottsdale, it spreads all over the city like wildfire and everybody is wearing/saying/doing it. This even goes for some girls there. Get it? Hey-yo!

Of course, most of the stuff in Scottsdale IS cool though so its safe to assume that the term Cougar, will be cool througout the rest of the country as well. Here is an article in the New York Post that came out in April, describing the hunt. It really is just as amazing as going on an African safari or a wildlife boat ride at Disneyland. Except, hopefully, you wont have to shoot the hippo to get it off of you.

The term Cougar is also great because you can use it to decode the goal of your mission so that you dont look like such a manwhore. For example, Im going to Barcelona to hunt for cougars. See you later.

So sick

But I keep seeing a lot of people trying to do that, as if its some original idea. There are so many lame "white people" internet rap videos on YouTube. It makes me sick. They aren't funny. They aren't interesting. They aren't entertaining. They aren't even good rap. The concept of "regular" white people doing "black" raps, was never really funny, but it for sure hasn't been funny in the last 10 years minimum. It's just dumb, and in traditional rapper fashion, I'm not even going to mention any of the names of these people rapping. I don't want to make them famous, because we all know, just how many people read my blog and are influenced by it. I'm not even going to link to that ish. I don't have to. You know what I'm talking about. And if not, just go on YouTube and search for "white rap" or "unfunny" and you will figure it out.
Comical White Rap: Just don't do it...unless you are me, because I'm totally sick at it...bro.
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Disney Woulda Loved This Ish

Trott likes Disney World Tickets? Duh. Shouldn't you too?

Want to go to all the Orlando theme parks, dinner shows, and attractions? Of course you bloody do! Well...in that case...you should check out Orlandofuntickets.com. It's the awesome way to get discount tickets for Disney World! Boo-yah! Admission tickets can be the biggest pain when planning your vacation to the Big O. They are expensive, yo. Well now, Disney tickets are available for many different days and options from one to ten days for what is called, “Disney Magic Your Way”! Lowest prices are what you will find, dog. And WDW has so much for you, with four theme parks, two waters parks, and much, much, much, much, much more. OrlandoFunTickets.com has cheaper tickets to everything Disney has to offer including Disneyquest, Downtown Disney Pleasure Island, Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach Water Parks, and even every Disney theme park ticket that is possible. On top of that, when people go to Orlando, a lot of them go to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure. Plus, those crazy dinner shows are popular for night time entertainment as well. Well...OrlandoFunTickets.com has the lowest discount prices for all of that, including this: Arabian Nights discount tickets, Medieval Times discount tickets, Pirates Dinner Adventure discount tickets, But that's not all! Did I mention Sea World tickets, Kennedy Space Center tickets, Universal Studios tickets, and much more!? For the lowest prices and personal service that is totally awesome, check dis outz! RAdicalllzzz!!!!!

Word Scraps

But, what you'll be watching in this remarkably short time is footage from what a group of students found in the upstairs bedroom closet of the house in Sherman Oaks, CA, they moved into in 1993. In that closet, they found a web cam and a hard drive.
Now already this begs a question--who in 1993 even knew what the hell the "web" was, let alone where they got a "cam" for it. Were hard drives in 1993 big enough to store a two minute video? Maybe, I suppose.
And in this particularly grainy two minute video, we get to see a guy in a black t-shirt kill people via various unusual methods, including death by stapler, spray can, and of course, the piece de resistance, a plastic laundry basket.

Hollow Ween

Hey what's up girl? How are you doing? Oh...I just figured that I only had one fan.
Well, if you want to see me blog about my life still, and be really random and stuff, you'll have your chance again. It will be more limited, but if you want, check out my personal site, brianlaesch.com (under construction) and click on blog. That will be my personal blog besides Myspace.
As far as drunkblogger.com...it may be back, but if it, it will be way different. I may use it for another idea I have...but considering I have idea for new websites everyday, who knows. I'll get one "general public interest" blog up someday, for now, just read all the random shit I come up with.
Alright girl, good talking to you, have a good one. But hey, why don't you call me no more girl? Shooooottttt

Get a payday (not a candy bar)

If Trott needs money, he gets a payday loan.

In the UK, a lot of consumers (like students, military personnel, other works who are paid bi-monthly) stress about not having the cash/money they need when they need it. People look to family members, and even hock shops to borrow money in case of emergency. But others try personal loans or credit cards. But baks have changed their business focus, yo. They want to stop serving customers and focus on business loans, which are of larger amounts. Now that there is this big gap in the market of financial and banking services...well...small loan companies are offering this thing called "payday cash advance services." How sick is that, says Jay-z. And some of these companies serve Ireland, Scotland, and even England. It's easy to register for this. The process can be initiated online. You fill out a secure form, with relevant personal info. Easy. And as is customary, those with funds already in their bank accounts can probably get cash advance on their piz-ay (pay).

So how much? Well...cash loans of up to 800 pounds are available. It's possible to have that the next day...make that...the next business day. Awesome! And when that person gets paid, they can repay the advancement, or just part of it.

If you have limited credit access...or adverse credit record...these services can make a lot easier. Now instead of selling your personal stuff, you can just get a cash advance! Case closed.

Sleeping sucks

Anyway, I usually go into work at 6:00pm and leave at 2:30am-3:00am. Ok...I admit...occassionally I will get out early... at 1:30am or 2:00am, but not during the holiday season we are in. Oh yeah, also, on Fridays nobody comes in to relieve me so I stay until everybody else in the building is done working(Funny story: A few weeks ago I got to work at 6pm and left at 7:30am on Saturday morning). After I get home from work, no matter how tired I was at work, I usually am wired and wide awake so I stay up until 4:00am or 5:00am writing, or just trying to get to sleep. I get up early the next morning depending on what I have lined up, but I sleep in until noon or so if I need the sleep. As hard as I try, I can't get up early everyday when I go to sleep at a time past 2:30am. I need to sleep in at least a few of the days during the week, otherwise I become irritable, tired, slow, and pretty much a useless robot. (which is what this job does to me anyway but not on as grand of a scale if I get to sleep in a few days) So naturally, my system is all messed up, I never know whether to eat breakfast or lunch when I wake up. I eat meals at different times of the day, everyday. I gotta get out of this schedule sometime soon, but basically what I'm saying is please refrain from the comments. They are really not helping morale around B-Laesch Productions. Luckily, after reading this government-issued report on my sleeping policy, you now know more about the situation.

Trott Felipe Hates the Packers

Alright, I'm a little freaked out. I just saw for like the 200th time a commercial from Leed's Mattress Stores with "Neil with the deal." Has anybody been up late and seen these commercials? Is it just me or are these the creepiest commercials on TV? What the hell is with his cartoon of himself dressed like a blue elf? WTF?? It's probably even worse if you see it on TV because you can't control it and it just pops up when you least expect it and the guy looks like a demented Owen Wilson from Starsky and Hutch (yes, only Owen Wilson in that film alone) Check it out on the website too at www.leedsmattress.com and let me know what you think. Something about this guy says "homicidal maniac," but maybe that's just me...