Merry Christmas From Trott Felipe & Friends!

Trott Felipe and his celebrity friends would like to wish you and yours a Happy Holidays and Merry PC-mas. According to his publicist, Trott will be enjoying the holidays with his friends and family in one of the following states: Iowa, Montana, Pennsylvania. Due to security concerns and terrorist threats, the exact state cannot be revealed, but his publicist wanted to portray the image of an All-American Trott Felipe sipping on egg nog and reminiscing of times past somewhere in a small town in middle America with old friends and family. When reached for comment, Trott was wearing a red santa hat and turtleneck sweater and exclaimed, "Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good night! Also, if you like know any good agents or casting directors...uhh...could you give them my headshot?"


Trott Felipe PSA: "What's up bros? What's up hos? It's Trott Felipe. I'd just like to like totally wish you and yours a Happy Holidays. Also, remember, that this time of year you should have your priorities straight. You should by fine jewelry. If you need legal representation you should get in contact with New York lawyers. And, in 2006, I believe it would be wise to get involved in precious metal investing. Also, if you drink too much this holiday season, make sure you sleep on your side. That way, if you yack in your sleep, you won't choke on it. Happy Holidays ya'll!"

Trott Felipe To Host Christmas Special

This Saturday Evening, celebrity actor and future People Magazine's Sexiest Man of The Year award-winner Trott Felipe is hosting his very on Christmas Special at his studio apartment in Los Feliz. Those slated to attend include, Trott, Trott's cousin Larry, Background Performer Alicia Silverstein, Robert Goulett, and The Hollywood & Highland Street Playaz break-dancing team, which Trott picked up off Hollywood Blvd. just outside of Men's Express where I big medium-sized crowd had formed. Trott signed them to a 2-year deal in which they will be appearing at this year's Christmas Special and next year's as well.
The set of the Christmas Special will include a 4-foot plastic Christmas tree from Bed, Bath & Beyond and Christmas Flowers.
Trott will be joined fireside (space heaterside) by his co-host and current girlfriend Naomi Wyatts who he met at Saddle Ranch last week. Egg Nog will be served to the first 5 people there and tickets are $125 a piece...unless you are really cool. When asked for comment Trott said, "Yeah, I've always wanted to do a Christmas Special after growing up watching the great Christmas Specials with Bing Crosby and Dean Martin and Hugh Heffner." When asked his age, Trott responded, "I'm 24."

Trott Felipe Signs Up With Central Casting, Bidding Ends

After a long, played-out bidding war by Extra casting agencies, Trott Felipe has decided to sign with the classic #1 agency for extras in Hollywood/Burbank, Central Casting. Both sides have been feuding over the figures and number of years on the deal for days and it was originally believed that trendsetting, celebrity actor Trott Felipe may sign with Jeff Olan Casting, joining the new wave of stars, such as Rick Smith, Judy Jones and Joe Smith, that have flocked to the extra agency and created an unbalance in the orbit of the Hollywood universe. Thanks to Trott Felipe, or T-Flip, the magnetic force is back on track with the south pole and north pole (it's Christmas time), being aligned. When reached for comment, Trott had this to exclaim, "Like, I knew that Central would be like a good home for my talents for years to come and get me to the top of the A-List sooner. Right now I'm just at the bottom of the A-List, but I just think that Central will get me out there soon and get me more work, plus, I banged this chick that works at Jeff Olan Casting, so things would be kind of awkward for me if I went in there."